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2008
- SPECIAL EDITION: PAUL JANKA INTERVIEW
- That's why I don't eat shrimp
- A man always has to ask himself, what does she really mean ?
- Let's conquer this problem once and for all
- Hehe, she locked me in with a prop
- Men, women, drunks, bums, whoever. It didn't matter
- The bleached hair, boob job, plastic surgery, perma-tan, pet chihuahuas and huge sunglasses
- You have to be good on your word
- Mommy's little secret
- Then she can pay for desert
- DING-DING-DING we have a WiiiiiiNAAAAHHHH!!
2007
- I am NEVER wearing this stupid tie again
- I recognized the trouble-domain: I didn't want a harem!
- Sometimes they end up being a 5 or 6
- I get some LMR, for like 1.7 seconds
- RSD SPECIAL EDITION -- SHOCK and AWE: Fool's Mate Game
- BTW, I never got your name
- I don't live alone, I live with my fish, they have feelings too
- Do I tell her I had an itch up there?
- A simple LOOK of "trust me, you want it" is enough to make 'em take it
- She led me to the bathrooms and attacked me on the stairs
- I probably would have forgotten it all if I didn’t have this reminder…HELLO SCARF
- She is probably gonna tell me to stop in T minus 5... 4... 3... um
- If you were ever to put that thing on my shoulder
- Clearly I had to figure out how the hell that all could have happened with perfectly sober, normal girls in the middle of the day
- This makes you seem powerful and sexy
- I kinda felt like Scarface shooting his machine gun
- At the beginning, things are hunky-dory, but then it all goes to pot
- The ONLY problem that you'll EVER have with women
- We did the scissor and I poked her in the eyes!
- Cutting Corners off the 4 to 10 Hour Mark
- You've gotten muddy and sweaty, you've been pelted by monkeys
- Face it. You love me.
2006
- The decision is ALWAYS in her court
- Women will love you for it!
- Welcome to Mister Roger's Neighborhood, boys and girls!
- What I can do, you can do
- Been a long time since I tried sending a thoughtball to a woman
- Why Baby, Why?
- SPECIAL REPORT: Seduced and Conquered in the Dominican Republic, Baby!
- All He Was Missing Was a Whip
- Is it love, you crazy fool?
- A Good Zombie Society
- The 'four Fs' -- Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and Mating
- I like you enough that I'll let you stay with another girl
- It's a Bit Like Putting on a Super Hero Outfit
- Now isn't that a MUCH easier way to achieve success?
- Maintaining Your Status as High-Class Man Candy
- Dr. Paul Singing Nine Inch Nails
- How many burgers can you eat?
- He now opts for a single huge shiny belt buckle, partially hidden behind a half-tucked shirt
- Did Kirsten Dunst just kino me?
- Things that your mother doesn't want you to know.
- A little silver barbell!
- It makes THEM chase YOU
- Hey, it's bare feet season
- You did this thing 3 times in your life!
- I don't think you could handle the pace
- She Was Sitting in Front of me Rubbing My Leg
- They are only amazed that you could expect that
- I was thinking on it and it almost seemed TOO easy
- If he’s not here in 5 minutes, you’re on a date with me
- My Buddies Spent the Entire Trip Catching Up to Me
- Ding-Ding-Ding we have a WINNER!!!!
- You and I are so disconnected
- You… are sooooo…. In my way
- "Then we stopped for a Big Mac."
- Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Elvis Report Part Two
- Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Elvis Report Part One of Two
- It's a shame we're in a public place
- You don't do bad stuff like that do you?
- I just pick him up when he gets out of jail
- Zan: The Secret to His Power Over Women Lies in the Power They Have Over Him
2005
- The World’s Elite Operates the Way I do
- Ross and Payton on Seduce and Conquer in Puerto Vallarta, Baby!
- Seduce and Conquer in Puerto Vallarta, Baby!
- You guys shattered that myth too
- You really suck at knitting
- There is no one else better for her
- Nobody can take it away from you, because it's all the way inside
- Be patient with the women that you train
- That speaks for itself for me
- True seduction at play
- I don’t say much
- Eventually looking me in the eye for a second
- It seems weird to call them in real life
- This will be the biggest challenge of the night
- Every time you think, they go down and to the left
- The whipped cream and cherry on top of the sundae
- Could you run into a wall of bricks?
- Ovulu Shows Authoritative Charm
- My view is that there are two kinds of women
- A baboon could do it
- Why waste time with an ice queen
- Then I realized it was not too late
- With my lips barely brushing her ear, told her I wasn't interested in the banal convo
- Special Edition: David Shade Interview
- “If you say so.”
- MEET BRIAN IN PERSON!
- SPECIAL WORDS FROM DAVID DeANGELO/SISONPYH
- CLIFF'S LIST SEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT!
- Even a few girls liked me BECAUSE of it
- SPECIAL EDITION: SEAN STEPHENSON INTERVIEW
- That would explain these feelings I'm having
- SPECIAL EDITION: ROSS JEFFRIES INTERVIEW
- It's OK dear, you'll get English down soon enough.. Welcome... To... America...
- Just talk talk talk talk talk
- I'll spot you 2-1
- Framing, Reframing and Preframing
- Most women are not expecting to be seduced while they are out shopping at the mall
- The poor things get fat as pigs
- I have to shrink the pool of applicants
- Actually it's a gut feeling
- Women with their attitudes
- Consider a better training mission
- A club with discerning tastes
- Is it just about the thrill of the chase?
- Chasing for the heck is fun
- Even a loser can do it
- The Rest is History
- It's not rocket science
- You might have to slow her down
- It's about HOW TO GET HAPPY
- Special Edition "How I do it
- Mystery Dissects Sisonpyh
- It'll lead you to do ghastly things
- Ross Comments on Mystery dissecting Sisonpyh
- Her Hollywood-wanna-be-fantasies
- Everyone on Sisonpyh and Mystery
- I better go grab it!
- Riker lets loose!!
- Sisonpyh on Ross, Mystery, and Everyone...
- Where do you draw the line in tweaking
- I don't enjoy eating worms
- More Gold from Sisonpyh
- Not a Certs
- GameMaster Busts Loose!
- Sisonpyh Elaborates
- Like Batman, be prepared
- I had to catch the pizza
- GameMaster: "Gimme Two!
- How do you shut these women up
- Halbmike on Strippers & Hand Models
- Starter-set" techniques when achieving nookie enlightenment
- Looks and laughs
- To that I say, bite me
- I really got no business fucking 20 year old babies but somebody's got to do it!
- A WINDOW of opportunity
- To find her "spiritual center
- The best-known "Pick Up Artist" of all time
- All of this shit sounds like torture
- Mystery & The PUA Olympics
- First impressions can be deceiving
- Sisonpyh's Random Thoughts
- Should I make you beg for it first?
- Help Needed (I'm serious!)
- She broke their 24-hour record
- Can Mr. Nice enter the body...?
- The Handshake
- Enjoyment without expectation is the objective
- I'll ditch ya faster than a girl with a big ass
- For anal thoroughness' sake
- I plan to pawn them later on the 9's and 10's
- She eventually roped me in
- If you don't come get me, I won't come over
- Guys have offered them everything
- SS trumps Tao of Steve!
- Tap water will do just fine
- Sweep them right off their feet
- A monster built up by the imagination
- People are always staring at him
- Mystery Catches Up On His Comments
- Wow, man, I love those glasses!"
- No matter what your ride is, you ought to keep it clean
- When they are in that zombie state
- Do you think I am a wicked, wicked woman...?
- He slightly invaded their personal space
- I'm just a B&W thinker
- With a biscuit from Burger King
- Learning more about the gigolo
- Elvis had to suck in his gut
- Drop the "I love You" bomb
- The "6 billion people on the earth" trick
- That's a good sign that it's fake
- How can it be so short?
- What wiggles or shines MUST be valuable
- A great example of being verbally flexible
- Is he your only lover?
- A real PUA (not a poon-hound or a Playa...)
- You bring out the bad girl in me
- She wants to date other people
- She likes "pacifiers"
- You can become an alphamale
- At first it seemed like a wonderful way to meet women
- That's what I want deep down
- Don't forget rule #1
- You must do this all the time
- The Silent Pause
- Sisonpyh Is Back!
- All I get is "too fast" and "not ready
- Can I borrow your friend?
- Being a PUA is extraordinary
- Besides castration, I'm open to ideas
- A silver lining eventually emerged
- Get thee to a nunnery!
- You need to come across as a decent guy
- We were good to go for that whole weekend
- We can disarm them faster and more completely
- I can control my front, but not my back
- She came this close
- Would you like to get a free psychic reading?
- Grandma thinks I'm the mack
- Her physical being will be at the command of a stranger
- I'll just act like a bitch
- Out of nowhere, two very old ladies came up to me
- The Big Toe Technique
- What DIDN''T you say your name WASN'T?
- One of the best I ever had.
- It's totally the wrong time of the month
- I better stick around and see what he can offer
- I married the wrong person
- The Smells of Love
- I could take a man home just by looking at him
- You're the ugliest man on earth
- Open Mouth... Insert Foot...
- She just doesn't get into if I don't push her head down
- Bob? What kind of pimp name is that?
- I do volunteer work at the spineless-dickless-legless Bolshevik orphan's center
- You know that one that just screams LUST and SEX
- You want companionship, get a dog
- I'm stupid and ugly but...but...but SOMEBODY HAS TO LOVE ME!
- You’re learning a lot from me!
- They were indeed very plump and juicy looking
- I'm willing to overlook your flaws
- She responded like a soft puppy
- You can be something really worthwhile
- For one minute I wanted to be single
- I have to go home and play
- Text book PU
- I was just keeping it warm for you
- We just get together once in a while for some banging
- She's such a Heartless Bitch
- Are you putting moves on me?
- It's quite another thing to act like who you say you are
- The David Seminar
- Ross meets David!
- Start at the bottom, lick to the top
- Although it was dry at times
- I'm going to take you right there in front of everybody on the counter
- To be able to EXPRESS both sides of your personality
- Read 'em the Riot Act
- If you proceed seductively she will surrender
- Who said anything about SLEEPING?!
- Don't you have any decency or chivalry?
- You're a stranger, why should I speak to you?"
- It's about time you stopped flirting with that girl
- Her arms around my neck without ever meeting her before
- I'm hungry, I'm going to eat
- Stunned by the amazing results
- After I say this to her she'll let me in her pants
- I believe in getting right down to the point
- Kiss Openers
- She is the catch of all catches
- I call this my "Have you seen Thomas opener
- Beautiful, fun women with Jabba the Hut look alikes
- She would send her husband out to Chuck E Cheese
- BAM my whole world was knocked up, around, and down
- So I take her to my place
- A salesman has to know when to close the deal
- She'd just close her eyes for a couple of seconds and say she was ready
- I even suggested that she get into the adult film business
- The jewel in the crown of shock openings, the crotch grab
- 48 approaches a week for 6 months
- Going for what she really wanted
- Mom told me what she did!
- It could just be my devastating charm
- Tonality covers a multitude of sins
- I have a pic posted....with my Mom!
- Massive acts of sin and indulgence
- Hmmm, there's just one more thing I need to check
- It tastes like cream chocolate
- She knew I was just being honest and open
- Her idea of being wild was probably wearing black shoes with a brown belt
- I like them to be able to admit to me they are whores
- At first I thought it was goofy and supplicating
- Gain rapport first before you grab the ass
- I thought for sure she would press charges
- The balls-to-the-wall, straight up, direct style of a
- Concurrent excitement causes her supernatural levitation
- One shot and they are hooked but I am the only dealer
- Before I collected my thoughts she was gone
- Change your image to appear like you are getting it
- Can a fat, ugly, poorly dressed guy get laid by a mega babe?
- His arm is on the back of the couch not on her shoulder
- How can I turn those feelings into something really juicy?
- He can talk about everything even without knowing anything
- You're not a dirty swine if you like it, or talk about it
- Oh...you have friends?
- I'm cutting it short today
- She left a note on the door telling me to follow the candles
- Ambiguous statements that both compliment and question their beauty
- Wonderbra powers, activate!
- Obvious in retrospect, but diabolical!
- The highest quality and the smoothest ride
- The girl that kissed me was now talking to Luis Sojo
- This was the last time I ever agreed to a blind date
- It was all voice tonality, attitude, initiative, and balls
- You are in for one intense passionate thrill ride to hell and back
- Women are capable of anything
- Crossing the Great Bald Divide
- The bigger risk you take, the more attractive you look
- Be a good wiper, stacker and scrubber
- She meant that she did not want anyone, including me
- Mystery Method Rocks Montreal
- Who do these women think they're dealing with?
- She never mentioned being married
- A long dissertation about juice machines, dead bananas, and the pros and cons of drying carrots
- Another example of being used to make the BF jealous
- There was heavy dose of intrigue built in along the way
- She grabbed me...and I gave her...the "HEAD TURN!
- The Tao of Dating: Dating as a martial art
- I made the preacher dunk me under in that big hot tub twice
- The "Biggest Cat in the Jungle" syndrome
- 1 or 2 during a break and 3 or 4 after in his room
- When you get the power, then you get the women
- Nothing will happen for you unless you get off the couch
- Getting in touch with your inner animal
- ZAN ROCKS!!
- If this elevator gets stuck, we could be trapped in here for weeks. And then...
- Why didn't you just tell me that you're going to the bathroom to get rid of me?
- The ladies are marking their territory
- Then like pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey I? gonna walk towards the poll blindfolded
- This is how the game is played boys
- No mo' edumacation
- Give me your phone number and we'll order pizza
- I want Chef Lorraine to serve me a slice of her delicious fresh-baked pie
- No matter how fat or toothless or wrinkly or stinky I become
- What was hard was convincing myself that changing myself is easy
2004
- The best single tool to have in your tool chest
- I know that deep down you are just a little girl
- SPECIAL EDITION: CARLOS XUMA INTERVIEW
- I bet you bring a LOT of girls here.
- I WELCOME THE COMPETITION
- I got her to come over to ClubSteph
- Your Stop is Much Cooler
- At first her husband looked confused...
- SPECIAL EDITION: PLAYBOY LA INTERVIEW
- Damn, I am too late here
- SPECIAL EDITION: BRIAN INTERVIEW
- Don't act with her like you are dismantling a bomb
- She said that it was the most romantic date she has ever been on
- Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go spread some joy
- They will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me
- SPECIAL EDITION: DOC INTERVIEW
- BUT DOES LOGIC mean anything to women who are in this state?...
- Nice girls will buy you the kind of burrito you like and bring it over, even when you didn’t ask for it.
- Like a wild and wooly semiautomatic truck bomb!
- I said (without thinking) NO!
- I wouldn't insult your intelligence with anything as trivial as seduction. BUT...
- Rather soft and using the teeth and ending with a suction like kiss
- She mentions the BF, You ignore it.
- The way I look at it, it's just a question of WHO has the might
- Just remember it's you're train she just gets to ride on it.
- The waiters came by and started interrupting
- She had almost no choice but to go for it
- When animals mate, they smell each other like this
- Every girl would be jealous of you
- The second she earns it, turn and face her
- Want your wife's passwords ?
- She doesn't turn her phone on all the time