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  • A Simple Revelation, But A Life-Changing One (1 comment)
    A regular guy shares his story with the seduction community.
  • Others Kick The Girl Out Right After (4 comments)
    Newly monogamous New York playboy Paul Janka gives his thoughts on why a man might want to leave the game.
  • You And I Are Going To Get Down And Dirty (3 comments)
    Asian Playboy reveals three easy steps for avoiding the friend zone.
  • Remember, It Is Always About David
    Cliff's List readers reply to a post from Mark of LA.
  • She Devised a Devilish Little Plan (5 comments)
    Feel like your game is missing something ? Saying all the right things, but getting none of the results ? Find out how mad dogs evolved to avoid predators and pick up women.
  • Your Wingman Is Nothing But Trouble (13 comments)
    Everybody knows that, when it comes to the art of seduction, a wingman is your closest ally, right ? Wrong ! Aaron Sleazy reveals why sarging with a wingman may be more trouble than it's worth.
  • Let Her Soak In It For a Second (9 comments)
    Is Carlos Xuma a mind reader ? Is your target thinking about changing her toothpaste ? What does buckshot have to do with seduction ? These and other mysteries explained !
  • I Was Now In a New Bracket of Size
    A Cliff's List reader discovers that enlarging your penis isn't all that different from picking up girls.
  • Better Kiss the Poor Girl (4 comments)
    Scot McKay gives all aspiring pickup artists some valuable advice regarding women's “tests” … they might not be what you think.
  • What Do They Have to Say 3 Months or 6 Months Later ? (6 comments)
    Mark of L.A.'s call to action for Cliff's List readers and the Seduction Community as a whole
  • There Will Be Plenty Of Room In Hell If I Stay On This Course ...
    How Zardoz exemplifies the bartender's innate powers of seduction
  • A Great Dane in a Room Full of Weiner Dogs (2 comments)
    David Shade shares the one simple secret behind everything he teaches on the subject of giving women amazing sex and full body orgasms.
  • RESULTS Are All That Matters (13 comments)
    Carlos Xuma responds to Noodleboy's approach anxiety problem. Six rock-solid rules for beating your approach anxiety and strengthening your seduction skills.
  • The Ten Biggest Mistakes Men Make with Women (65 comments)
    Etienne Charland lists the top ten mistakes guys make with women, and Noodleboy seeks advice from experts on opening to overcome his approach anxiety.
  • I Come In to Look at Those Chairs 4 Times a Week (3 comments)
    Number closing with the help of local law enforcement. Never feel rejected again.
  • 9 Out of 10 Times I Am Successful
    A beginner's question for the seduction community, and thoughts on the use of Speed Seduction patterns and poems in seduction.
  • What Would You Like for Breakfast ? (1 comment)
    If the seduction is going well, under no circumstances should you ask for her Facebook !
  • Special Edition: Sleazy Interview
    Cliff's List exclusive interview with the master of fast seduction, Sleazy !
  • Breaking Into the Castle to Steal the Princess (8 comments)
    Midasthemadhatter drops his pearls of wisdom on married women and seduction.
  • Country Girls Have Just Leapfrogged Church Girls
    Boring venues, cockteasers, gay friends, drama queens ... will Sleazy ever get a blowjob ? Here's what happens when a man with the right attitude meets a girl with the wrong priorities. Also, GameMaster reveals Kentucky's best-kept secret. It may not be fried chicken, but it's finger-lickin' good.
  • Dinner Is Over, It's Time to Go and “See the Furs”
    Next time you go to a party in Japan, dress up as a butler. Sound silly ? Maybe so, but it's a great way to meet asian women. Of course, it helps if you've got a collection of furs and are an expert at "lightning game," but the good news is, you don't have to be Asian. Threesome stories are only the beginning ... pretty soon, you'll be having baristas for breakfast.
  • You Start Doing This, Things Will Start Coming Out Of Your Mouth !
    Is he her boyfriend ? Is she his girlfriend ? Maybe the question you should be asking yourself is ... does it matter ? Carlos Xuma shares some tactics for knowing when she's “just not that into” the guy she's with. Plus, Sasha's “no excuses” policy for approaching. No time to pick up girls ? Who needs time ? Approach !
  • Kill Your Master ... A Full Training Manual
    Zardoz's seduction manual: from the art of approaching to making the close, Zardoz explores female psychology and explains why many of the most well-known seduction techniques actually work. Whether you are new to the seduction community or an experienced pickup artist, this step-by-step guide to picking up women is a must-read.
  • And God Delivered Again, Right on Time
    Scot McKay tells us how to kiss a woman for the first time ... simply by knowing your town like the back of your hand. Dating is just easier when you never run out of dating ideas ! Get insecure girls offering sex and strangers offering condoms, even with low energy and a sore throat. L-I-Te demonstrates the power of positive thinking.
  • I sold her on her need
    Papa of Real Social Dynamics tells how he got involved in the seduction community and became the master pickup artist he is today. IceDragon comments on the importance of emotional stability, both in seduction and in relationship maintenance. Zardoz proves that age doesn't matter ... at least, if the girl hasn't had sex in six months.
  • Think of Me as a Vagina Mechanic
    Spidey interviews Steve P., master of hypnosis, orgasm techniques, tantric sex, and the female body. If you've ever wanted to know how to make a woman orgasm throughout her entire body, you'll want to read this interview ! Also, Dennis comments on why "going outside your comfort zone" when it comes to picking up women can be a geographical as well as psychological shift.
  • Stripper Is Not Who She Is, Stripper Is What She Does
    Think there's more to life than picking up women ? Why Hoobie wouldn't trade his skills as a pickup artist for all the money in the world. And maybe you feel you've really accomplished something if she talks to you for an hour. But the truth is, she just wants to use you for sex.
  • Do You Take Me to be Your Unlawfully Wedded Lover ?
    It's okay to be a pervert. Even strippers do it. Pick up girls tonight, or I'll burn $100 of your hard-earned money in front of your face ! If you meet married women at a bar, invite them back to your place to watch cartoons.
  • The Stare-at-Her-Like-a-Perv-then-GTFO Opener
    Sex does not necessarily equal happiness. Can you even tolerate her long enough for a same night lay ? Can't understand why she's dating an ugly guy ? Maybe she can't understand why you're not dating a skydiver. And you can easily learn how to be a player ... if you're a steroid-using pervert who fakes porn auditions to get women naked.
  • One is the Shy-but-Good-Hearted Guy
    It's time to put the "community" back in the "seduction community." What do you look for in a wingman ? Less talk ... more seduction. SIN lays out the foundations of reading body language, and Etienne comments on abundance mentality. The more you give, the more you get.
  • It's Basing Seduction on Your Life
    You might think you want to have sex with her, but you're wrong. You might think you're in the game to seduce women, but you're not. That's right ... you have ulterior motives. You just have to find out what they are. If your girlfriend is psychic, you'd better make sure you're thinking about sex at all times. Also, two universal truths of inner game. Seduction based on your life.
  • I taught her a few English words, like "Camel Toe" and "Milf."
    Day 3 is for people who can't get what they want on day 1. How to get your friend's permission to steal a girl when he won't close the deal. Give a little value, get a little sex.
  • I Keep Putting Her Back on the Bed and She Keeps Falling Off
    Nice guys pick up girls, bad boys whine and talk about philosophy. Persian Player's advice on cold approaches: mentally challenged guys asking for toothbrushes can be an asset. And so what if she's a drunk, coked-up manic depressive with multiple-personality disorder who can't remember her last STD screening ? She's, like, a 9.5 !

2008

  • It's good to associate yourself with Playboy
    Midasthemadhatter thinks about ex-girlfriends while Cory Skyy protests the Internet. Who needs sex when you can give her a ten-minute orgasm at a family restaurant? IceDragon touches a girl's medicine balls; Kelly Monaco touches a guy's bottle. Be on the lookout for expensive watches. Zardoz talks during a movie.
  • She Won't Be Able to Resist You
    This issue of Cliff's List features Scot McKay's guide to provoking feline utterances, Spidey's challenge to the challenged, and some guy in the military who gets ignored on Facebook. Find out why Persian Player isn't ashamed of his stomach, why Etienne doesn't get confused, how iceman_MTL broke a camel's back, and why Zardoz is feared for his power. Also, how to address your woman when you're home late after a night out with the guys. More guts, or more balls? Just pray there aren't any heroic dogs around.
  • She Locked the Door and Hid the Key !
    So what if she's tantalizingly hot? IceDragon's never letting any woman drive his car again. Sasha concludes his day game opening guide aided by a comedian with a massive nose. Shit your pants and still pick up girls. Spidey thinks of a bartender for more than five minutes, and Cory Skyy weans you off the blanket that's behind the brick wall that's in your head. And be sure to check out Patrick's vintage sex guide. Not your grandfather's Kama Sutra...or is it?
  • More Businessmen are Being Jailed Due to This Than Ever
    Sasha hates to run, and uses that to his advantage in the second part of his day game opening guide. David Shade gives us the three truisms of mental foreplay. Cory Skyy teaches guys not to get numbers, and Persian Player seduces a girl with a cigar (no, you haven't heard this story before.) Also, paper-pushing tax officer, or sleek, highly-skilled agent busting corporate criminals? It's all in how you present yourself, says Ice Dragon. And Greggarious gives his thoughts on a juicy topic. Squirting leads to enlightenment? Just like in the fairy tales!
  • Think about all of this as you are relaxing in the hot water...
    In this issue, Cory Skyy warns that your ship won't just “drift into port” (not quite the heavy-handed metaphor you're imagining.) T-Dub explains how to get your ex back by telling her “thanks” for nothing. Sasha details openers to avoid, unless girls regularly ask if you can fuck as well as you can whistle. Dewey advocates knowing what you want, Noodleboy covers the finer points of squirting, and Diehard spends eight months on a bus for one night with a girl.
  • Noooooo, you're not supposed to listen to me...
    Rapport is a word you hear everywhere these days. DJ gives us a much-needed analysis of rapport: what it actually means, the various types, the various stages. Not just for seduction, but for any kind of connection! Ice Dragon covers all the essential points of nightclub game, and then illustrates them with his own field report. Persian Player gives us the lay report sequel to his "FR: It may be Love." Find out how he finally succeeds in getting a girl with a boyfriend of ten years into his bed.
  • There's a big difference between having knowledge and having information.
    Brad P. gives his views on keyboard jockies: guys who spend too much time collecting information and not enough time putting it into practice. The bottom line? Guys who read the most get laid the least. Are you a keyboard jockey? Read on to find out.
  • It's my way, or it's my way
    The nightclub is your world...do as thou wilt. Sasha emphasizes the importance of paying too much for a sandwich. Trying to pick up girls at school is not usually the best idea...unless she's been living with her boyfriend for the past ten years. And everybody knows that if a woman tells you something, you can be damned sure she means it, right? Right. Marni is here to rescue you, young pick up artist.
  • At some point she really looks like she's gonna die or something
    Zardoz gets off a plateau, Dr. Yen puts "shit tests" in a new light, and Milachku weighs in on who's more advanced...Montreal gays or New York gays. Not sure how to talk to a girl ? Maybe you should just shut up.
  • I was sitting on the sofa with a girl on either side of me!
    Who chases, men or women? Both of the above. Marni explains why girls can definitely have too much of your good thing. Sebastian reveals the secrets of his reputation in London for being “fucking impatient.” Then there's Twins' 3-day F-close. Maybe patience is a virtue after all.
  • Smells like coconut and mangoes !
    If you've ever wanted to lay an erotic massotherapist, Persian Player has blazed the trail...so to speak. And forget your routines. They're training wheels, says Zardoz. He'll show you how to be in state constantly. Also, Spezzatura attracts a girl from inside her vagina, and if you've ever thought picking up women was like playing a video game, you need Oliver Turner's advice on how to avoid being stuck in stage 1 forever!
  • I get one of the puppies out and check for myself
    Meet Dr. Yen, sniper. Master of vantage point. If you're going to bars and clubs to meet women, then Carlos Xuma suggests changing a different kind of vantage point. Milachku conquers threesome resistance, and Rion Williams shares the joy of SIM cards ... your international local phone number that lets you pick up girls in virually any country !
  • SPECIAL EDITION: PAUL JANKA INTERVIEW
    Can you boast a 9.8% number-to-lay rate ? If the answer is no, then you need to read our interview with a guy who can: Paul Janka. Average cost per lay ? $2 for a bottle of seltzer. Moral of the story ? Never pay for dinner again. Also ... morbid fear of clowns ? Then you may not want to read Carlos Xuma's advice on conquering approach anxiety.
  • That's why I don't eat shrimp
  • A man always has to ask himself, what does she really mean ?
  • Let's conquer this problem once and for all
  • Hehe, she locked me in with a prop
  • Men, women, drunks, bums, whoever. It didn't matter
  • The bleached hair, boob job, plastic surgery, perma-tan, pet chihuahuas and huge sunglasses
  • You have to be good on your word
  • Mommy's little secret
  • Then she can pay for desert
  • DING-DING-DING we have a WiiiiiiNAAAAHHHH!!

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  • He's Raised the Bar Once Again
  • The Power of the Mind and Seduction
    Guide to visualization: if you can smell and taste a pencil, you can smell and taste a girl. Turn vapor to ice. The proper use of pheromones ... better for seduction, or better for sex ? Why a girl you know may need remedial sex training, and what she can do to make you want to go “down there.”
  • A New Attitude to Involved Women
  • Shave and a haircut
  • The Comments Keep Coming
  • Find out what a woman wants, and then don't give it to her
    The seduction of stench. How collecting your sweat and not bathing can help you pick up girls. Other seduction techniques involve gladiators, Pez, and bisexual weevils ... but what about the morality of it ? What you do with this information is up to you.
  • The Magic Formula
  • Sex on the Brain
  • My Redeeming Feature
  • Here's the rub
  • Variety is the Spice of Life
  • Everyone is Watching this Woman
    What's good for the goose is good for the gander, unless the goose is Asian and the gander is white. Why the baseline intelligence of a natural is rather low — who has time to read a book when you can get a blow job in your truck? It's time for a new direction. Did you spot the pun ?
  • Dating and seducing
    So she laughed at you ? Seduce her sister. Her sister accuses you of trying to seduce her ? Seduce her anyway. But not until you make her pay.
  • Profound Words
    Women want what they can't have, want what belongs to others, want to be told what to do. Walk out on your girlfriend and she'll chase you; stay, and she'll start arguments with you so you can show her your indifference. In other words, handle interloping fuckheads with aplomb, or be a pimple on a pig's ass.
  • The Ten Billion Dollar Solution
    The seduction techniques of a great kisser: kiss her like she's the most important person in the world, after hypnotizing her with a voodoo dildo.
  • Seductive Reasoning
    If you're looking a girlfriend who smells bad, dresses poorly, and looks dirty, you won't have to look very far. Always be the driver, never the passenger — but it's okay to be the cat who swallowed the canary, especially when you're grabbing her ass to get her attention while she's with her boyfriend.

1998

  • Friends and Lovers, and that Smell
    Get in the friend zone. Take all the power. Arouse passions ... covertly. The female mind won't be able to process it.
  • Observations
    If you think twelve weeks of monogamy is outrageous, don't back down. She may go as low as six.
  • Comments on Comments
    Men love to be told what to do. Want to make love to her? “Quotesify” it.
  • Additional Seduction Resources
    They don't care how good you smell in the promised land.
  • How this works
    Reel them in with romance, keep them aroused with mustache twisting dastardliness.
  • Fw: Seduction Resources (1 comment)
    Get your subscription to the Pick Up Times. For the benefit of mankind.
  • Fw: Comments
    What is she going to look like when she's 70 ? More importantly, why can't she resist guys with a Masculine pole ?
  • Fw: Random Thoughts
    Let her know that she's a mature adult and that she has to blow you. Away. How to say anything to anyone.
  • Fw: Comments/Letters to the Editor
    That 6'3 model you're living with? The one you just met three weeks ago? The one that lets you have sex with other women when you're bored? You may be smothering her.
  • Fw: Claude
    Clifford runs with a dangerous crowd. The seduction techniques of a sexual maniac. Never pay for clothes again.