Cliff's List Seduction Letters Archives
The 10 Most Popular Letters Show Summaries
2012
- Spotting Greedy Women by Aaron Sleazy (1 comment)
2011
- Grinding Her Mind Into A Fine Powder (3 comments)
- The Runaway Awesome Guy (1 comment)
- The Naked Chick In His Dad's Bed (2 comments)
- No Longer True But Used To Be
- Opening's Dead (6 comments)
- Why Self-Development Brings Unsatisfying Results (7 comments)
- You're Not A Real Lesbian (2 comments)
- I Want To Go Buy A Cigar (1 comment)
- How To Make Out With A Girl In 40 Seconds Or Less (3 comments)
- I Remember Doing This All The Time (2 comments)
- I Remember Doing This All The Time
- Accept No Substitute (3 comments)
- Flake, Flake, Flake, Flake, Fuck (1 comment)
- Rocking Back And Forth Like I'm Putting A Baby To Sleep (2 comments)
- The Underestimated Power Of Touching Her The Right Way (2 comments)
- After The Two Girls Ride The Bull (3 comments)
- We Have The Same Bed (2 comments)
- Bet You Think I Look Really Good ? (1 comment)
- Compliant Pulls Vs. Non Compliant Pulls (2 comments)
- Fine ... In That Case You Can Leave (2 comments)
- She Is Like A Man And Has 2 Rules (4 comments)
- I Try To Convince Him The Best Way To Get Through The Crowded Room Is To Violently Murder Strangers (4 comments)
- She Jumps Out Of The Bed And Plays The Guilt Card On Me (3 comments)
- You Know What A Great Couple Like You Guys Should Do ? (2 comments)
- Forgot Her Name ? Check. (1 comment)
- Let's Break Some Rules (1 comment)
- Perhaps You Don't Know Where To Start (2 comments)
- A Comprehensive Guide to Cold Reads (1 comment)
- Gotta Respect Your Fans (2 comments)
- This Girl Was Waiting For The Next Guy (2 comments)
- I'm Planning On Being Single For The Next 10 Years At Least ! (4 comments)
- Man, There Are Naturals And Then There Is Him (2 comments)
- Something About Me Being Emotionless And Sexy (6 comments)
- This Time I Last Long Enough To Start Worrying Me (1 comment)
- I Laugh And Say, “You’re Welcome.” (1 comment)
- She Went On Again About How If She Were Single She'd Date Me (3 comments)
- Is This What Charlie Sheen Meant By “Tiger Blood ?” (6 comments)
- We'll Make Millions. What's Your Name? (1 comment)
- Intelligence, Positioning, Leverage (3 comments)
- Thanks For Letting Me Sit On Your Lap (2 comments)
- One Of The Greatest Value Demonstrations In My Life (3 comments)
- You Don’t Even Need To Say Hello (1 comment)
- If She Tells You That It's Time, It's Usually Time (2 comments)
- She Bought Me The Drink (3 comments)
- I'm Not The Relationship Kinda Guy (2 comments)
- Someone Who Started Off Clueless (3 comments)
- Text Game Theory (4 comments)
- The Threesome Rules (1 comment)
- The Five Big Dating Mistakes Of College Men (4 comments)
- The Orgasm Rules (2 comments)
- She Feels Good Because That Is Her State Of Mind (3 comments)
- She May Have Been Hot, But She Was A Psycho ! (2 comments)
- She Slipped Through The Keyhole (1 comment)
- 11 Types of Female Orgasm (7 comments)
- I'm Kissing Girl 3 And Notice A Line Of Girls Starting To Form (2 comments)
2010
- Why are Porn Stars / Sex Pros Different ? (19 comments)
- Does This Count ? (2 comments)
- Now It's Done And She Doesn't Have To Think About It Anymore (1 comment)
- Right There At My Front Door (1 comment)
- Attraction Is Irrelevant (3 comments)
- The Eighth Wonder Of The World (3 comments)
- And Now I’m Simply … A Natural (2 comments)
- Time To Become Disarming (3 comments)
- It Happened To Me When I Was 11 (1 comment)
- Her Priority Will Always Be Love (1 comment)
- The Two Of Them Are Just Going At It (3 comments)
- Sexual Desire On Steroids (1 comment)
- Maybe She Was A Lesbian (5 comments)
- Trust Me, She’ll Know What To Do (1 comment)
- Crazy Because It Always Works (14 comments)
- Usually A “Win-Win” Proposition (9 comments)
- Stop Obsessing Over Me For Just 5 Minutes (6 comments)
- It's Helped More Guys Than Mother Theresa (4 comments)
- Don't Tease If You Can't Please (5 comments)
- I Was Actually Going To Do This (1 comment)
- She Can Feel The Power (1 comment)
- Straight To The Point And More (4 comments)
- How To Make Your Girl Want To Have Threesomes (4 comments)
- Impossible Without First Crossing Your Arms (2 comments)
- The first step to getting there is finding out where you are (2 comments)
- Why Guys Love Watching Porn (1 comment)
- You Want To Bathe In What ? (1 comment)
- The Question That Gets You Rejected Every Time (4 comments)
- More About The Nasty Side Of Women Than You May Want To Know
- A Real Woman Is Hard To Find (9 comments)
- High Value Men Have Standards (2 comments)
- I Have To Downgrade You To Semi Hot Girl (3 comments)
- Split It In Half (2 comments)
- You Saw Seth Rogen At Your Supermarket Buying Ten Pounds Of Bananas
- The Edge And Smoothness Of The Player (1 comment)
- My Plan Is To Pick Her Up Right In Front Of Her Boss
- The Game Of Spurring Curiosity
- Now She's Taking The Escape Route
- I Have Had A Tremendous Increase Of Women In My Life
- I Know How Many Hot Chicks Feel
- Interview With Soul
- She Tells Me Not To Threaten Her With A Good Time (1 comment)
- I Give Myself All The Permission I Need (1 comment)
- We Had Just Done Something Totally Awesome (2 comments)
- The Next Thing They Know ... (8 comments)
- Most Of The Women Have Egos The Size Of Toledo Ohio (1 comment)
- Rambo Or Indiana Jones ?
- We've Got To Be Like Ninjas (1 comment)
- This Is Too Easy (2 comments)
- Women Today Really Aren't Worth The Time (4 comments)
- I Resolved To Never Be Afraid Of Things In My Life Anymore
- The Hidden Attractor (4 comments)
- Get The Women With Little Effort (4 comments)
- A Jedi Mind Trick For Piquing Any Woman's Interest (2 comments)
- I'm A Man. That's What I Do (6 comments)
- I Feel More And More Like James Bond (3 comments)
- She Was With Her Wife (1 comment)
- Just Making This Party A Bit Brighter
- I Just Cut Her Off And Tell Her I'm Amazing (2 comments)
- She Jumps On It Like A Fat Kid On A Smartie
- Call Me In A Week And We Can All Do This
- Does That Make Him More Evil ? (3 comments)
- I Don't Even Look At The Girls Before Approaching (6 comments)
- That Was A Nice Pat On The Bum (3 comments)
- She Has To Be A Centerfold Before I’ll Be Interested
- Harder Than Chinese Algebra (1 comment)
- I Could Be Older Than This Hottie's Grandpa (2 comments)
- She Knows What’s Going To Go Down
- They All Think Women Want Them
- Are You Telling Me You're A Good Girl ? (2 comments)
- Accessing Your Inner King (2 comments)
- I'm Gonna Make A Man Out Of Him If It's The Last Thing I Do
- You’re Going To Be A Great MILF
- A Gay Friend Is The Best Wing (1 comment)
- You’ve Still Got A Long Way To Go, Baby (1 comment)
- I'm Going To Charge You For These Kisses
- “In Or Out” In The First 30 Seconds
- Some Girl Randomly Shoved Me On The Dance Floor
- My Mom's On Facebook (1 comment)
- A Cute Gold Digger Is Still A Gold Digger (1 comment)
- Who Knows What Girls Find Attractive ?
- You're Only Half As Cool In My Book Now (1 comment)
- Let Out The Raw Beast Inside Of You
- Something Happened That Changed My Whole Perspective (4 comments)
- Jeez Girl, Quit Trying To Get Into My Pants (4 comments)
- I'm Already Thinking About Dumping You (1 comment)
- Maybe It's The Booze Talking (3 comments)
- A Beautiful Depth Which Is Uniquely Human (2 comments)
- How Did That Illegal Immigrant Taste Earlier ? (1 comment)
2009
- A Simple Revelation, But A Life-Changing One (1 comment)
- Others Kick The Girl Out Right After (4 comments)
- You And I Are Going To Get Down And Dirty (3 comments)
- Remember, It Is Always About David (4 comments)
- She Devised a Devilish Little Plan (5 comments)
- Your Wingman Is Nothing But Trouble (13 comments)
- Let Her Soak In It For a Second (9 comments)
- I Was Now In a New Bracket of Size
- Better Kiss the Poor Girl (4 comments)
- What Do They Have to Say 3 Months or 6 Months Later ? (6 comments)
- There Will Be Plenty Of Room In Hell If I Stay On This Course ...
- A Great Dane in a Room Full of Weiner Dogs (2 comments)
- RESULTS Are All That Matters (13 comments)
- The Ten Biggest Mistakes Men Make with Women (65 comments)
- I Come In to Look at Those Chairs 4 Times a Week (3 comments)
- 9 Out of 10 Times I Am Successful
- What Would You Like for Breakfast ? (1 comment)
- Special Edition: Sleazy Interview
- Breaking Into the Castle to Steal the Princess (8 comments)
- Country Girls Have Just Leapfrogged Church Girls
- Dinner Is Over, It's Time to Go and “See the Furs”
- You Start Doing This, Things Will Start Coming Out Of Your Mouth !
- Kill Your Master ... A Full Training Manual
- And God Delivered Again, Right on Time
- I sold her on her need
- Think of Me as a Vagina Mechanic
- Stripper Is Not Who She Is, Stripper Is What She Does
- Do You Take Me to be Your Unlawfully Wedded Lover ?
- The Stare-at-Her-Like-a-Perv-then-GTFO Opener
- One is the Shy-but-Good-Hearted Guy
- It's Basing Seduction on Your Life
- I taught her a few English words, like "Camel Toe" and "Milf."
- I Keep Putting Her Back on the Bed and She Keeps Falling Off
2008
- It's good to associate yourself with Playboy
- She Won't Be Able to Resist You
- She Locked the Door and Hid the Key !
- More Businessmen are Being Jailed Due to This Than Ever
- Think about all of this as you are relaxing in the hot water...
- Noooooo, you're not supposed to listen to me...
- There's a big difference between having knowledge and having information. (1 comment)
- It's my way, or it's my way
- At some point she really looks like she's gonna die or something
- I was sitting on the sofa with a girl on either side of me!
- Smells like coconut and mangoes !
- I get one of the puppies out and check for myself
- SPECIAL EDITION: PAUL JANKA INTERVIEW
- That's why I don't eat shrimp
- A man always has to ask himself, what does she really mean ?
- Let's conquer this problem once and for all
- Hehe, she locked me in with a prop
- Men, women, drunks, bums, whoever. It didn't matter
- The bleached hair, boob job, plastic surgery, perma-tan, pet chihuahuas and huge sunglasses
- You have to be good on your word
- Mommy's Little Secret
- Then she can pay for desert
- DING-DING-DING we have a WiiiiiiNAAAAHHHH!!
2007
- I Am NEVER Wearing This Stupid Tie Again
- I recognized the trouble-domain: I didn't want a harem!
- Sometimes they end up being a 5 or 6
- I get some LMR, for like 1.7 seconds
- RSD SPECIAL EDITION -- SHOCK and AWE: Fool's Mate Game (1 comment)
- BTW, I never got your name
- I don't live alone, I live with my fish, they have feelings too
- Do I tell her I had an itch up there?
- A simple LOOK of "trust me, you want it" is enough to make 'em take it
- She led me to the bathrooms and attacked me on the stairs
- I probably would have forgotten it all if I didn’t have this reminder…HELLO SCARF
- She is probably gonna tell me to stop in T minus 5... 4... 3... um
- If you were ever to put that thing on my shoulder
- Clearly I had to figure out how the hell that all could have happened with perfectly sober, normal girls in the middle of the da
- This makes you seem powerful and sexy
- I kinda felt like Scarface shooting his machine gun
- At the beginning, things are hunky-dory, but then it all goes to pot
- The ONLY problem that you'll EVER have with women
- We did the scissor and I poked her in the eyes!
- Cutting Corners off the 4 to 10 Hour Mark
- You've gotten muddy and sweaty, you've been pelted by monkeys
- Face it. You love me.
2006
- The decision is ALWAYS in her court
- Women Will Love You For It !
- Welcome to Mister Roger's Neighborhood, boys and girls!
- What I can do, you can do
- Been a long time since I tried sending a thoughtball to a woman
- Why Baby, Why?
- SPECIAL REPORT: Seduced and Conquered in the Dominican Republic, Baby!
- All He Was Missing Was a Whip
- Is it love, you crazy fool?
- A Good Zombie Society
- The 'four Fs' -- Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and Mating
- I like you enough that I'll let you stay with another girl
- It's a Bit Like Putting on a Super Hero Outfit
- Now isn't that a MUCH easier way to achieve success?
- Maintaining Your Status as High-Class Man Candy
- Dr. Paul Singing Nine Inch Nails
- He now opts for a single huge shiny belt buckle, partially hidden behind a half-tucked shirt
- Did Kirsten Dunst just kino me?
- Things that your mother doesn't want you to know.
- A little silver barbell!
- It makes THEM chase YOU
- Hey, it's bare feet season
- You did this thing 3 times in your life!
- I don't think you could handle the pace
- She Was Sitting in Front of me Rubbing My Leg
- They are only amazed that you could expect that
- I was thinking on it and it almost seemed TOO easy
- If he’s not here in 5 minutes, you’re on a date with me
- My Buddies Spent the Entire Trip Catching Up to Me
- Ding-Ding-Ding we have a WINNER!!!!
- You and I are so disconnected
- You… are sooooo…. In my way
- "Then we stopped for a Big Mac."
- Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Elvis Report Part Two
- Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On - Elvis Report Part One of Two
- It's a shame we're in a public place
- You don't do bad stuff like that do you?
- I just pick him up when he gets out of jail
- Zan: The Secret to His Power Over Women Lies in the Power They Have Over Him
2005
- The World’s Elite Operates the Way I do
- Ross and Payton on Seduce and Conquer in Puerto Vallarta, Baby!
- Seduce and Conquer in Puerto Vallarta, Baby!
- You guys shattered that myth too
- You really suck at knitting
- There is no one else better for her
- Nobody can take it away from you, because it's all the way inside
- Be patient with the women that you train
- That speaks for itself for me
- True seduction at play
- I don’t say much
- Eventually looking me in the eye for a second
- It seems weird to call them in real life
- This will be the biggest challenge of the night
- Every time you think, they go down and to the left
- The whipped cream and cherry on top of the sundae
- Could you run into a wall of bricks?
- Ovulu Shows Authoritative Charm
- My view is that there are two kinds of women
- A baboon could do it
- Why waste time with an ice queen
- Then I realized it was not too late
- With my lips barely brushing her ear, told her I wasn't interested in the banal convo
- Special Edition: David Shade Interview
- “If you say so.”
- MEET BRIAN IN PERSON!
- SPECIAL WORDS FROM DAVID DeANGELO/SISONPYH
- CLIFF'S LIST SEMINAR ANNOUNCEMENT!
- Even a few girls liked me BECAUSE of it
- SPECIAL EDITION: SEAN STEPHENSON INTERVIEW
- That would explain these feelings I'm having
- SPECIAL EDITION: ROSS JEFFRIES INTERVIEW
- It's OK dear, you'll get English down soon enough.. Welcome... To... America...
- Halbmike on Strippers & Hand Models
2004
- The best single tool to have in your tool chest
- I know that deep down you are just a little girl
- SPECIAL EDITION: CARLOS XUMA INTERVIEW
- I Bet You Bring A LOT Of Girls Here
- I WELCOME THE COMPETITION
- I got her to come over to ClubGuru
- Your Stop is Much Cooler
- At first her husband looked confused...
- SPECIAL EDITION: PLAYBOY LA INTERVIEW
- Damn, I am too late here
- SPECIAL EDITION: BRIAN INTERVIEW
- Don't act with her like you are dismantling a bomb
- She said that it was the most romantic date she has ever been on
- Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go spread some joy
- They will cheat on him with an exciting fun guy like me
- SPECIAL EDITION: DOC INTERVIEW
- BUT DOES LOGIC mean anything to women who are in this state?...
- Nice girls will buy you the kind of burrito you like and bring it over, even when you didn’t ask for it.
- Like a wild and wooly semiautomatic truck bomb!
- I said (without thinking) NO!
- I wouldn't insult your intelligence with anything as trivial as seduction. BUT...
- Rather Soft And Using The Teeth And Ending With A Suction Like Kiss
- She mentions the BF, You ignore it.
- The way I look at it, it's just a question of WHO has the might (6 comments)
- Just remember it's your train -- she just gets to ride on it.
- The waiters came by and started interrupting
- She had almost no choice but to go for it
- When animals mate, they smell each other like this
- Every girl would be jealous of you
- The second she earns it, turn and face her
- Want Your Wife's Passwords ?
- She doesn't turn her phone on all the time
2003
- What was hard was convincing myself that changing myself is easy
- No matter how fat or toothless or wrinkly or stinky I become
- I want Chef Lorraine to serve me a slice of her delicious fresh-baked pie
- Give me your phone number and we'll order pizza
- No mo' edumacation
- This is how the game is played boys
- Then like pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey I? gonna walk towards the poll blindfolded
- The ladies are marking their territory
2002
- Why didn't you just tell me that you're going to the bathroom to get rid of me?
- I wasn’t getting any arousal out of this deal
- I am the tastiest strawberry you have ever tasted
- Some bitches play this game like baseball 11/27/03
- If this elevator gets stuck, we could be trapped in here for weeks. And then...
- ZAN ROCKS!!
- Getting in touch with your inner animal
- Nothing will happen for you unless you get off the couch
- When You Get The Power, Then You Get The Women
- 1 or 2 during a break and 3 or 4 after in his room
- The "Biggest Cat in the Jungle" syndrome
- I made the preacher dunk me under in that big hot tub twice
- The Tao of Dating: Dating as a martial art
- She grabbed me...and I gave her...the "HEAD TURN!"
- There was heavy dose of intrigue built in along the way
- Another example of being used to make the BF jealous
- A long dissertation about juice machines, dead bananas, and the pros and cons of drying carrots
- She never mentioned being married
- Who do these women think they're dealing with?
- Mystery Method Rocks Montreal
- She meant that she did not want anyone, including me
- Be a good wiper, stacker and scrubber
- The bigger risk you take, the more attractive you look
- Crossing the Great Bald Divide
- Women are capable of anything
- You are in for one intense passionate thrill ride to hell and back
- It was all voice tonality, attitude, initiative, and balls
- This was the last time I ever agreed to a blind date
- The girl that kissed me was now talking to Luis Sojo
- The highest quality and the smoothest ride
- Obvious in retrospect, but diabolical!
- Wonderbra powers, activate!
- Ambiguous statements that both compliment and question their beauty
- She left a note on the door telling me to follow the candles
- I'm cutting it short today
- Oh...you have friends?
- You're not a dirty swine if you like it, or talk about it
- He can talk about everything even without knowing anything
- How can I turn those feelings into something really juicy?
- His arm is on the back of the couch not on her shoulder
- Can a fat, ugly, poorly dressed guy get laid by a mega babe?
- Change your image to appear like you are getting it
- Before I collected my thoughts she was gone
- One shot and they are hooked but I am the only dealer
- Concurrent excitement causes her supernatural levitation
- The balls-to-the-wall, straight up, direct style of a
- I thought for sure she would press charges
- Gain rapport first before you grab the ass
- At first I thought it was goofy and supplicating
- I like them to be able to admit to me they are whores
- Her idea of being wild was probably wearing black shoes with a brown belt
- She knew I was just being honest and open
- It tastes like cream chocolate
- Hmmm, there's just one more thing I need to check
- Massive acts of sin and indulgence
- I have a pic posted....with my Mom!
- Tonality covers a multitude of sins
- It could just be my devastating charm
- Mom told me what she did!
2001
- Going for what she really wanted
- 48 approaches a week for 6 months
- The jewel in the crown of shock openings, the crotch grab
- I even suggested that she get into the adult film business
- She'd just close her eyes for a couple of seconds and say she was ready
- A salesman has to know when to close the deal
- So I take her to my place
- BAM my whole world was knocked up, around, and down
- She would send her husband out to Chuck E Cheese
- Beautiful, fun women with Jabba the Hut look alikes
- I call this my "Have you seen Thomas" opener
- She is the catch of all catches
- Kiss Openers
- I believe in getting right down to the point
- After I say this to her she'll let me in her pants
- Stunned by the amazing results
- I'm hungry, I'm going to eat
- Her arms around my neck without ever meeting her before
- It's about time you stopped flirting with that girl
- You're a stranger, why should I speak to you?"
- Don't you have any decency or chivalry?
- Who said anything about SLEEPING?!
- If you proceed seductively she will surrender
- Read 'em the Riot Act
- To be able to EXPRESS both sides of your personality
- I'm going to take you right there in front of everybody on the counter
- Although it was dry at times
- Start at the bottom, lick to the top
- Ross meets David!
- The David Seminar
- It's quite another thing to act like who you say you are
- Are you putting moves on me?
- She's such a Heartless Bitch
- We just get together once in a while for some banging
- I was just keeping it warm for you
- Text book PU
- I have to go home and play
- For one minute I wanted to be single
- You can be something really worthwhile
- She responded like a soft puppy
- I'm willing to overlook your flaws
- They were indeed very plump and juicy looking
- You’re learning a lot from me!
- I'm stupid and ugly but...but...but SOMEBODY HAS TO LOVE ME!
- You want companionship, get a dog
- You know that one that just screams LUST and SEX
- I do volunteer work at the spineless-dickless-legless Bolshevik orphan's center
- Bob? What kind of pimp name is that?
- She just doesn't get into if I don't push her head down
- Open Mouth... Insert Foot...
- You're the ugliest man on earth
- I could take a man home just by looking at him
- The Smells of Love
- I married the wrong person
- I better stick around and see what he can offer
- It's totally the wrong time of the month
- One of the best I ever had.
- What DIDN'T you say your name WASN'T?
- The Big Toe Technique
- Out of nowhere, two very old ladies came up to me
- I'll just act like a bitch
- Her physical being will be at the command of a stranger
- Grandma thinks I'm the mack
- Would you like to get a free psychic reading?
- She came this close
- I can control my front, but not my back
- We can disarm them faster and more completely
- We were good to go for that whole weekend
- You need to come across as a decent guy
- Get thee to a nunnery!
- A silver lining eventually emerged
- Besides castration, I'm open to ideas
- Being a PUA is extraordinary
- Can I borrow your friend?
- All I get is "too fast" and "not ready
- Sisonpyh Is Back!
- The Silent Pause
- You must do this all the time
- Don't forget rule #1
- That's what I want deep down
- At first it seemed like a wonderful way to meet women
- You can become an alphamale
- She likes "pacifiers"
- She wants to date other people
- You bring out the bad girl in me
- A real PUA (not a poon-hound or a Playa...)
- Is he your only lover?
- A great example of being verbally flexible
- What wiggles or shines MUST be valuable
- How can it be so short?
- That's a good sign that it's fake
- The "6 billion people on the earth" trick
- Drop the "I love You" bomb
- Elvis had to suck in his gut
- Learning more about the gigolo
- With a biscuit from Burger King
- I'm just a B&W thinker
- He slightly invaded their personal space
- Do you think I am a wicked, wicked woman...?
- When they are in that zombie state
- No matter what your ride is, you ought to keep it clean
- "Wow, man, I love those glasses!"
- Mystery Catches Up On His Comments
- People are always staring at him
- A monster built up by the imagination
- Sweep them right off their feet
- Tap water will do just fine
- SS trumps Tao of Steve!
- Guys have offered them everything
- If you don't come get me, I won't come over
- She eventually roped me in
- I plan to pawn them later on the 9's and 10's
- For anal thoroughness' sake
- I'll ditch ya faster than a girl with a big ass
- Enjoyment without expectation is the objective
- The Handshake
- Can Mr. Nice Enter The Body ...?
- She Broke Their 24-Hour Record
- Help Needed (I'm serious!)
- Should I make you beg for it first?
- Sisonpyh's Random Thoughts
- First impressions can be deceiving
- Mystery & The PUA Olympics
- All of this shit sounds like torture
- I was almost as shocked as she was
- The best-known "Pick Up Artist" of all time
- To find her "spiritual center
- A WINDOW of opportunity
- I really got no business fucking 20 year old babies but somebody's got to do it!
- To that I say, bite me
- Looks and laughs
- Deep inside that secret home
- "Starter-Set" Techniques When Achieving Nookie Enlightenment
- Halbster on Strippers & Hand Models
- How do you shut these women up
- GameMaster: "Gimme Two!
- I had to catch the pizza
- Like Batman, be prepared
- Sisonpyh Elaborates
- GameMaster Busts Loose!
- Not a Certs
- More Gold from Sisonpyh
- I don't enjoy eating worms
- Where do you draw the line in tweaking
- Sisonpyh on Ross, Mystery, and Everyone...
2000
- Riker lets loose!!
- I better go grab it!
- Everyone on Sisonpyh and Mystery
- Her Hollywood-wanna-be-fantasies
- Ross Comments on Mystery dissecting Sisonpyh
- It'll lead you to do ghastly things
- Mystery Dissects Sisonpyh
- Special Edition "How I do it"
- It's about HOW TO GET HAPPY
- You might have to slow her down
- It's not rocket science
- The Rest is History
- Even a loser can do it
- Chasing for the heck is fun
- Is it just about the thrill of the chase?
- A club with discerning tastes
- Consider a better training mission
- Women with their attitudes
- Actually it's a gut feeling
- I have to shrink the pool of applicants
- The poor things get fat as pigs
- Most women are not expecting to be seduced while they are out shopping at the mall
- Framing, Reframing and Preframing
- I'll spot you 2-1
- Just talk talk talk talk talk
- Just stands there speechless with his knees shaking
- They didn't expect me to bow and scrape
- The Third Week of Your Vacation
- Drying his face with a piece of her clothing
- Are you looking at my butt?
- Playing gin rummy with a war vet
- Mystery Hour
- That could take you ANYWHERE!
- Focusing the vibrations of the engine
- A Conversation with Mystery, a Pick-up Artist (PUA)
- (O) Cash in your points for all kinds of neat stuff
- (O) TOTAL BELIEF with NO DOUBTS WHATSOEVER
- "Dick-whipped"? (1 comment)
- Sssspank de grrl!
- Melrosing!
- David Shade's Sex Manual
1999
- He's Raised the Bar Once Again
- The Power of the Mind and Seduction
- A New Attitude to Involved Women
- Shave and a haircut
- The Comments Keep Coming
- Find out what a woman wants, and then don't give it to her
- The Magic Formula
- Sex on the Brain
- My Redeeming Feature
- Here's the rub
- Variety is the Spice of Life
- Everyone is Watching this Woman
- Dating and seducing
- Profound Words
- The Ten Billion Dollar Solution
- Seductive Reasoning
