Stripper Name Routine

a report by JW. (view JW's blog)March 21, 20101 comment

Stripper: Hey, honey, what's your name?
PUALook up this term: [look skeptical] What's yours?
Her: Autumn
PUALook up this term: Oh. I'm Barack Obama.
Her: What?
PUALook up this term: Barack Obama. [Look Away]
Her: . . . ?
PUALook up this term: [Look at her and smile] Is Autumn your real name?
Her: No.
PUALook up this term: Alright then. [Look away]
Her: Well, ok, actually my name is Vanessa.
PUALook up this term: [Look back and smile] Ah, well my name is J, pleasure to meet you. See, now we can talk like civilized people.

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I haven't field tested this a whole lot, but when I have it's worked 100% of the time.

I actually met a stripper whose real name was Vanessa, about two days after I'd gotten Mystery's new book. I almost laughed out loud when she told me her name.

1 comment

Enlightened One's picture
Tue, 03/30/2010 - 14:16

Phase shift

I like to use the group theory to mid game the working girl... then make a bet with her.... first I say that I do not pay for lap dances ,but if she thinks she can seduce me in the 3 mins of music with out taking her eyes off mine then I will pay for that one plus the next one.... but if for one instance she looses her composure and starts the meaningless grinding that she was done and could move on with nothing...

This one has worked seven consecutive times and different classes of clubs....

You be the judge

Enlightened one.