FR: Too Easy

What up,

I'm a recent convert to attempt the whole pua thing. I'm in the process of reading Neil Strauss' book 'The Game' and I appreciate the stories but I never actually considered taking any of it further than some good entertainment about some exceptional human beings. But my interest continued to be peaked as I continued reading because I couldn't help but wondering if it could really be that easy? All I had to do was walk up to a girl and say a few pre-determined lines and she would be eating out of my hand like clockwork regardless of who she is? No way.

A bit of self-history before going any further. I wouldn't consider myself an AFC at all (though some might), I've actually been a natural alpha male for most of my life. I'm 6'3" well built and am often told I'm handsome. Also, I'm a D1 athlete at a Big Ten University and I've just always managed to keep good company with the opposite sex. And I'm not trying to brag at all, just set a baseline for what things are like before I get too involved with the community.

Now, when my curiosity took over and got the best of me, I went online and got a little more info about techniques and routines throughout the community. Nothing too serious, just a little bit in my free time.

With the thoughts of whether or not I was actually going to use the material I read about that night, I went to a party this past Saturday to get fucked up. There were a good amount of females present but a few in particular that I had been flirting with. A couple of them even had my glasses and necklace (which I didn't realize till later was also a technique used by pua's). So finally I decide 'what the hell' and figured I'd try a routine on one of the girls and see how it went. So I used the C-shaped smile vs. U-shaped smile thing that Strauss talks about in his book so much. And this girl ate it up.I couldn't believe it, if this stuff actually worked, the doors it could open would be unimaginable. Not to mention, I probably didn't even say it to her correctly.

After my first success, I couldn't wait to find another girl to try out some more material on. I decided to give it a go with a chick I'd been flirting with earlier that night. So I approached her again, this time with as many pua routines as I could remember ready to bust out on her. I started with the C-shaped vs U-shaped smile one and told her she had a U-shaped since I already knew she was a stripper. I told her she was probably a bit more edgy and more of a bad girl. She smiled and agreed, her eyes began to fixate on me with the doggy dinner bowl look. Next there was a little bit of small talk during which she walked up to the girl that was wearing my necklace and took it for herself (this is when I remember that this was a pua bit so I told her that it was very dear to me and that I trusted her with it and she needed to take good care of it). I then took her hands (she squeezed back) and performed the ESP mind reading trick. When I guessed 7, she tilted her head back and an even bigger smile spread across her face as she squeezed my hands even harder. She told me that I was exactly right and that the connection between us must be pretty strong.

At this point her eyes were staring holes through me, were glossed over and giving me my first recognizable doggy dinner bowl look. I had her. I then immediately went into the evolution kiss-close thing about smell and hair and biting. I told her she smelled nice. She smiled and said thank you. Her face was inches from mine. I told her how we naturally become aroused when we're smelled as I slowly sniffed her. She agreed and came a little closer. I told her how pulling on the hair is also a natural stimulant as I tugged her bleach blond locks. I then told her how lions bite each others manes when they mate and how humans respond the same way. She was in a trance. When I told her to bite my neck she went in almost instantly and licked, kissed, and finally bit my neck. My friends thought I was a slayer.

I was in shock. It worked, it actually worked and I honestly couldn't believe it. I took her outside and we walked around and made out for a little while before returning to the party. I was so excited that I just kiss-closed my first ever attempt at pick-up, I didn't even care if I got her number or fucked her, I didn't even try. All I wanted to do was relish in the moment of my success and my amazing new discovery - pick-up actually worked, and now I'm hooked.