FR: The Condom Commercial Routine - Created and Tested by me - 100% Accuracy

I want to share an opener/routine I created. I can proudly say that this Routine/Opener works just too well I have tested it almost every night for the last 2 months and once you learn to do it properly it does the following: It gets the total atention of a set, it makes the girls laugh and talk about sex in seconds, it also helps you identify what girl in the set is the most open minded and it generates awesome opportunities to neg and create sexual tension in a funny way. I just used it last night and it worked as a charm, here is how I used it.
I recently lost my wing since he is now in a LTR and not willing to go out sarging so I went to a local club solo, I saw a set of two girls HB8 blonde and HB8 Redhead dancing crazy by the bar. I approached with a line I like to use in crazy dancing sets:
Me: Hey (Smiling with open body language I learned from Mehow videos) You guys are the happiest girls in the club I had to come say Hi.
HBs: Hi... Thanks, both responded smiling.
Me: So whos Birthday is it you or you?
HB Blonde: Nobody we always like this.

Here I started the routine:
Me: Im usually as happy as you guys but I just cant today, I just destroyed a relationship, my best buddy was going to get married next month but its off now because of me.

Note: Using the line: I destroyed a relationship is very important it always gathers attention.

HB Redhead: What happened???
HB Blonde: OMG but what did you do.
Me: Well my buddy lost his job 2 months ago and has been unable to get another one. I was trying to help him and thru an old friend that works in advertising I got him into a casting for a commercial. He got chosen and did the commercial but his fiance got so jeallows over it that she broke up with him.
HB Redhead: Thats one insecure girl.
HB Blonde: Yeah you didnt do anything, she is just a bitch.
Me: (Pause) well ... there is in fact a little catch in the whole commercial thing (Pause here, look at both of them with a misterious face)
HB Blonde and HB Redhead both leaned towards me.
Me: It was a condom commercial.
HB Redhead: HELL NO! No man of mine will show in a condom commercial and stay alive.
HB Blonde: Started laughing: Why?? There is nothing wrong with it. Im all about safety I think he did good.

At this point I decided HB Blonde was going to be my target. I continued with second part of the routine: I call it the KINO STAGE OF THE CONDOM COMMERCIAL ROUTINE :D

Me: It wasnt anything bad, he wasnt making out or anything it was all implied (I placed my hand on HB Blonde's shoulder) couples hugging like this, normal stuff no one got naked.
HB Redhead: Still its implied that he is fucking other women that makes his fiance look bad it is disrespecful.
HB Blonde: Whatever it is just a commercial.
Me leaning into HB Blonde: You kinda make me fell better about this thing but tell me, would you doit? Would you show at a condom commercial if you were chosen to doit?
HB Blonde: Absolutely Yes.
Me: So do I as a matter of facts I did the casting too but my buddy got the roll, I guess not everyone is open minded.

When HB Redhead heard this she immediately tried to qualify herself as open minded.

HB Redhead: Well I would probably doit too as long as there is good money and as long as I am single at the time.
Me: (Teasing) Oh so its all about the money. What if the brand they use is different than the one of your preference? Would you still doit.
HB Readhead laughed somewhat blushed.
HB Blonde: As long as they are not the ribbed crap I will doit. Have you seen the ribbed condoms? They suck.
Me (Teasing): I hate the ribbed ones too, they dont come in 6XL, cant wear em.
HB Blond: punched me in the shoulder laughing: 6XL?? Is that an X for every inch?
Me: Yeah, but thats in resting mode (Important: Here I made very clear I was joking with a ridiculous statement like 6xl, if I had say 2xl or 3xl the HBs would think I was really bragging about my package).
Both HBs were laughing loud so I decided to close it now,while they were interested.
Me leaning to HB Blonde: OMG quit laughing I wanna talk.

I Kinoed her again like trying to calm her from laughing so much.
Me: I gotta go now, but you certainly made me feel better about this whole thing,you are funny I wanna talk to you some time.
I pulled my cellphone out, she pulled hers too, she gave me her number and asked me to call her.
Me: Using C&F - Right now? No fucking way. You need to wait at least three days.
I dialed her number and she saved it with my name on her contacts.

And that was the CONDOM COMMERCIAL ROUTINE. It has endless variations according to the girls reaction but it does always put in a good Vibe and as Mystery says thats what matters.