FR: The Oblivious

This one goes out to all the guys, considering that i am one of the only, if not the only, female on this website...

Upon my observation, of many instances with the opposite sex, i have come to realize that many of you, have no idea what the hell you are doing. I name thee, the Oblivious.

Well, for all you Obliviouses that happen to stumble upon this field report, i hearby bless you, with possibly the most important advice you will ever recieve. This is a list of what not to do, when you make a pitiful attempt at attracting a female, usually a much hotter female at that.

First, never, ever, fart, burp, hauck a loogey, pick your nose (even when no ones looking, i see you), or do any other form of potentially gross and disgusting thing around any girl that you do not know very well. (obvious right? you'd be surprised) Upon my own experience, i have encountered myself, the haucking jock, the booger picking night clubber, and the guy that thinks his burps smell good. Ewwy.

Secondly, dress like you are quazi-intelligent. Wearing those jeans that are three sizes too small because you feel fat, please don't. Besides the fact that that is a feminine quality, we can tell when your suffocating, or cupcaking. Its not cute. Guys that are clean-cut and put together are the bammers. In all shapes and sizes, trust me.

Thirdly, -besides the fact that my hands are cramping- once you are dating a girl, or getting serious or whatever, affection is a do. You can stop your hard-ass act and actually be sweet, and maybe a little caring. Try to remember that girls are crazy and obssesive over guys because, well, we're crazy and obssesive, but its cause, we are sensative, and moody... and we kinda can't really do much about it. The littlest things go a long way. Be real.

Besos,
LittleMiss