Harder Than Chinese Algebra

Went out with CC. We started our night by grabbing a drink before heading over to Café Campus. We rolled in at around 11:30 and there was already a pretty decent crowd.

We went upstairs and I opened my first set ... two girls sitting by the bar. I think I opened with “Hey what’s up ?” or something like that. They didn’t speak English well so I switched to French. The set kind of fizzled out early. Whatever ... first set is usually a throw-away for me anyway.

We went back downstairs and I opened two other girls standing by one of the bars. CC joined in right away and talked to one of the girls. I asked my girl why they were just standing there and not dancing. She said that they had tried but they needed to have some drinks and loosen up a bit. I was in no mood to have a long conversation in French with girls who were not ready to be escalated, so I left the set.

CC and I then went onto the dance floor. We were at the front close to the stage. There was one girl dancing alone so I pulled her over to join us. She came over, but when I tried to pull her in close to me she resisted. Still, she danced around with us. Weird.

Eventually some girl on the stage (with a gorgeous pair of tits) sees CC and I dancing and calls us up onto the stage. I invite the girl who was dancing around us to join but she says no. Whatever.

We go up on stage and are immediately ambushed by girls. Apparently it was one girl's birthday and she was out with a bunch of her friends. It was a big group of girls dancing and they needed some cool guys like us to dance with. There were three girls in particular that were all over us ... HBBirthday, HBTits (the one who called us on stage) and HBDancer. Early on I told CC I wanted HBDancer. She was a really cute, half-black, half-Québécoise girl. Very tight body which I like (would have liked some bigger tits on her but hey, nobody's perfect, right ?)

Anyway I was dancing / grinding with HBTits and HBDancer for awhile.

Eventually HBTits went off the stage and left me with HBDancer.

I grabbed her again and we go back to grinding. She was actually a really good dancer.

Anyway, as I’m grinding her from behind I bring my head in close to hers, she turns her head towards me and we make out. Good kisser as well. Not too aggressive with the tongue or biting (which I find annoying). One thing I have improved a lot at is making out with girls. I used to just follow their lead but now I actually set the pace myself which girls really enjoy.

Anyway, after a bit more dancing I start kissing her neck. When I stop, she turns around to face me.

We make out some more and she kisses my neck / chest a bit.

Note to self: buy more Irish Spring !

Eventually when things slow down, CC suggests we leave the set for a bit. We wandered around the venue for maybe 10-15 minutes. We end up upstairs and we chat for a bit. I didn’t even notice, but apparently HBBirthday, HBDancer and their friends were up there.

Eventually HBDancer comes over to CC and me. She tell us to come over to her friends, I tell her to bring them over to us. Eventually she grabs both our hands and pulls us over to her group.

Anyway I start talking to HBDancer again. Turns out she is a student in physiotherapy, same age as me (21). This is also when I find out she is half-black, half-Québécoise and is in a dance group. She tells me I should come to their show. Haha yeah right, fuck that.

We chat for a bit but it’s pretty clear we’re both here to party so I suggest we go back downstairs and dance. She tells her friend that she’s going downstairs to dance with me. We leave CC with HBBirthday and the others. HBBirthday was obviously really into CC.

I take her hand and we head onto the dance floor. This is when things got pretty crazy. Fuck man this girl could dance. I can’t emphasize this enough. You know when you go to a club and there’s always one or two girls who are amazing dancers and have massive sex appeal ? Well I was with that girl. So many people were watching us. I must have had massive social proof. She was so sexy with that body of hers, I was harder than Chinese algebra ! When we were grinding she could get down so low. Fortunately, I do ATG Squats at the gym so I can get pretty low myself lol.

Usually I get bored of dancing with girls after a few songs but this girl was so good and so sexual that it was really enjoyable. We must have danced for over an hour straight. Anyway, lots of making out, hair-pulling, biting etc. I tried going for the vagina a couple times but she quickly moved my hand away.

Eventually a bit of a slower song comes on.

She takes my hand and starts to lead me to the bathroom. At this point I’m thinking, “Holy shit, is this girl going to pull me into the girls' washroom ?”

When we get to the washrooms she stops.

She turns around and goes into the girls' washroom. I go into the guys' washroom, come out, and wait for her outside. She comes out and her hands are wet. She says she has to dry her hands, so she puts her hands up my shirt and dries them on my chest / stomach. We then head back over to the dance floor.

It’s at this point I realize I’ve missed a very good opportunity to get my first bathroom lay (or BJ, whatever). It was there, she wanted my cock, but I choked / dropped the ball / missed the layup / insert other sports metaphor.

We go back to the dance floor and dance / talk for a bit more. She points out that she has no idea where her friends are. We end up going to the back of the club again where the bathrooms are so she can try to call them. Turns out HBBirthday is still in the club, so HBDancer just tells her to let her know when she is leaving. I screened HBDancer earlier in the night for a SNL and it didn’t seem too likely because of logistical issues.

Anyway we chat for a bit near the water fountain at the back of the club. She sits up on the ledge and pulls me into her. We make out some more and she starts running her fingers over my zipper. She also starts putting her hands down my pants a bit. Couldn’t go too far because I was wearing fairly tight jeans (Fuck !) I’m obviously not going to whip my cock out here since there are lots of people walking by and it’s a well-lighted area.

This was definitely another good opportunity for a bathroom pull. She just holds her hand there and we hold eye contact for awhile. Eventually she says, “Aww you’re a nice guy. You’re a shy guy.”

Fuck !

Can’t remember exactly what happened right after that. I think I said some bullshit about how I look like a nice guy (which I do) and she starts asking me if I really am.

Anyway we run into CC and HBBirthday again. CC is ready to go (it’s already past 2:30 at this point). HBDancer is telling me she feels bad for not spending more time with HBBirthday since it’s her birthday. I knew I was done at this point. We chatted a bit more and I got her phone number.

I texted her later on a couple times but I don’t think I’m going to bother pursuing this. My focus for the summer is to get better at SNLs and meeting new women on a nightly basis in general. If I start doing Day 2s it’s going to distract me and make me lazier with my SNL game. Besides, this felt more like a same night deal anyway.

I think this was the first blatant opportunity I’ve ever had to pull a girl to the bathroom. I know I choked but I’m definitely not gonna make that mistake again. Still, overall it was a very fun night and a great way to celebrate the end of exams / start of summer.

CC and I seem to work really well together. The past few times we’ve been out we’ve had a lot of fun and built lots of social proof. Despite not getting the bathroom pull I learned a lot and will be more ready to deal with this situation again next time it comes up.