Something About Me Being Emotionless And Sexy

I was never very good with girls in high school. But tonight I hooked up with a girl from my high school whom I had a crush on but never could get.

So over the past few days I have been making Facebook status updates announcing that I am closing my Facebook account. This has made 5 girls pm me for my number. I have not spoken to HBHighschool in a little less then a year, and randomly I get a chat message from her.

She tells me she is tipsy. I instantly ask where she is and if I can come. She says “Yes, you can come and say hi.” I get her number and give her mine. She says that I must leave soon after if I come, blah blah blah.

She lives super far in the suburbs, like a 25 minute drive, and I have no car. I disconnect from chat and she calls my cell phone. She starts asking me how long I'm gonna take, and tells me she is getting tired. I encourage her to stay awake. I try to ping how receptive she is by saying, “I want a kiss when I get there.” She hesitates and says “Um ok,” and just as she hangs up, I can hear a girl's voice in the background say “Don’t kiss him !”

Note: If you have ever tried to travel to a girl's house, you know it’s a matter of fighting time. Time is the enemy. If you are 1 minute too late, she can be totally turned off by the time you get there and have no interest in seeing you.

So anyway, I take a duffel bag, and throw a bottle of Jack Daniels in there with a Shisha, some Trojan Magnums and a Map from Mapquest. Pardon the RSD lingo, but I really do feel like Jason Bourne.

I call a taxi and get $80 bucks from the ATM just in case. In the taxi I text her that I am on my way …but no response. I get to the front door of her house and there is a girl in a gray car across the street telling me to go upstairs and take a left around the corner ... hmmm. Odd.

I buzz her door … no answer. The lobby door is open, so I go upstairs and knock. No answer. Her dog starts scratching behind the door and barking. I can clearly hear the music get quiet inside the apartment, and it's obvious someone is home but not answering the door. I can hear a dude's voice in there. WTF.

At this point I am more than fucking pissed. I go downstairs and sit on the steps, fucking pissed off. You can only imagine what’s going on in my head. Shit like, “These fucking girls only care about themselves,” “Girls are fucking evil players,” “That’s it man, I will never spend taxi money to see a chick ever again,” etc. I even text a couple friends who are down in Hawaii chilling with Jeffy to vent my anger, but my cell dies while calling a cab to go back home.

Now this is the part where I start to become impressed with myself. At some point, something inside me clicks, and says no. I deserve better then this. I am not a chump, I have game. I can't be treated like this. How can I be one of the best players in the world if I can't handle crap like this? So what if it's 12:30, I should go bang on her door and demand taxi money back for her wasting my time. I am getting pumped and pissed.

Just then I see a dude leave the building, I don't know if it’s the guy or whatever but I don’t care. I walk up the stairs and go to her apartment. She hears footsteps and opens the door. She looks surprised to see me. Our conversation goes like this:

She stumbles around looking for money and says something about me being emotionless and sexy.

She puts on her slippers and drags me through the snow to her car.

We get to the ATM place but it's closed. I tell her to drive me back to her house. She says we are not going to have a good time since I am so moody. I say that since the ATM place was closed and she tried to get the money, I will consider being nicer.

We go inside. After about 5 seconds I take her hand and drag her to the bedroom and push her up against the wall. I suck on her neck and try to finger her over her pants, but she stops me 2 times. She is on the bed and asks, “Can't we talk ?” I whip out my dick and insert it in her mouth for her.

I’ve realized it's not enough to just take out your dick, you have to put in in her face so that its grazing her lips. She will suck it automatically as a biological response lol.

She gives me a blow job. I tell her I have had a crush on her since back in high school.

I try to take off her pants. She says, “No ... er … at least get the lights.” I turn off the lights. I get my dick wet and bust in her 3 times. After I come, I instantly get up and walk around. She asks me to come back and cuddle her. It's funny how life works like that.

She asks me, “Since you had a crush on me in high school, how do you feel now ?”

I respond, “Satisfied.”