After The Two Girls Ride The Bull

It was another night out with my new PUA friend. My boy comes to my crib and is just chillin and we both get ready to hit the downtown bars. My friend needs a little advice on how to dress for a night out sarging and I school him on it and we get ready.

So we get downtown and walk around for a little bit and finally decide to hit a bar that this girl told me she might be going to. At the time it's early in the night and the bar is empty. I try and call my friend, but she later tells me she is going to stay in for the night.

Then a set of girls come by and my friend and I break the three second rule. My boy makes a mistake in my eyes and kinda stares at the set, and I send him a text explaining the three second rule and about how much of a creep you make yourself look when you do that.

I tell him, “When you're going out to have fun don't worry so much ... be relaxed and go with your instincts (in other words, don't think, just do).” So we chill out and have a beer and chat about some tactics I have recently learned for getting a group set to chat with us. Then we start getting bored and we are both ready to get around the bar and talk to some HBs.

We walk around and I spot an HB8 with her friend, who was decent but a little thick. I walk up and introduce myself. My friend does a good job talking to the other chick and we both mix up convo between the two of them (great wing man tactic). I tried not to just seem like a cocky bastard to this girl so I had convo with her about a lot of things. After like 15 minutes I am getting bored, so I tell my boy I am going to try a #close then we’ll go.

I get the #close and we decide to go to another bar. This place has a mechanical bull. My friend says he wants to ride it and I am like there is no way I am riding that thing. He walks up to where you pay and all of the sudden he runs into a set of HBs, one of whom he knows. I go up and introduce myself to the other 2 girls while my boy talks to his friend, and then 2 of the three chicks as well as my boy sign up for the bull. I have to admit that watching these girls ride a bull is interesting ;). I filmed it all on my cell phone (haha good memories).

All of the sudden, after the two girls ride the bull, I look over and my friend starts making out with one of the HBs—and not even the one he knew originally lol (score one for my boy). So I stay cool about it and go to one of the other 2 HBs and talk and start flirting, make some friendly convo, put my arm around her, and kiss her on her cheek.

My friend is making out with the HB for like half an hour and I start to get annoyed with the chick I'm with because she won't kiss me. I walk away and she follows me. I go outside and her friend follows me and I have a small convo with her. I come back in and my boy is still with his target.

Finally the HB my boy was chilling with just walked out of the bar for some reason and my boy and I went to the dance floor. I was feeling a little shy at first because I haven't danced in awhile. But my boy pushed me into it and said if I was not going to dance I should go stand against the wall like the other losers against the wall lmao. I love how he said that because once he did I was like, “No fucking way am I going to stand against the fucking wall while everyone else dances around me,” and I just started dancing with the first decent looking HB I saw. My friend did the same.

After dancing with like 3 or 4 random chicks I look for my boy, and he is grinding up on some sexy HB. We both decide to go outside for a minute. By this time it was still a little early, but my boy was feeling on top of the world and wanted to call it a night. I thought it was okay, besides I bagged two #closes and danced with some random HBs, and went up to a few chicks by myself as well. My boy played a good wingman, hooked up with a sexy HB and made out with her, and danced with a black girl. All in all a great night.