Bet You Think I Look Really Good ?

So I went to a pub to meet up with an old friend from middle school. However, I arrived too early and at first was just sitting at a table alone texting as many people as I could to keep myself from being bored. The bar was empty, but the cute bartender kept dancing around to the music that was playing and she kept the place cool for the time being.

From the very beginning I planned to play the C&F and DHV card, and it paid off. Sitting there, I began to get very bored, so I introduced myself to some guys that were a little bit younger then I was and joined them in a game of pool. So interesting how after two beers and not playing pool since I was like 16 I won the game(haha).

After the game was finished my friend showed up. He said he wanted to go to the bar, and brought one of his friends. Now these guys are AFCs. From the very beginning I wasn't expecting much from them as far as sarging. However, they knew every sexy Hired Gun in there on a first name basis, and they were chatting with them in friendly convos. I myself was being C&F. Every time a different sexy Hired Gun came to talk to them I would confidently introduce myself and then give them a compliment or tell them how much fun we were going to have getting to know each other. Every time I did this I got a smile, or they kinda laughed. So at least I made some new opportunities for myself the next time I go there.

Every time the Hired Guns would go back to working I would act like I didn't give two shits about them and stayed cocky by almost always ignoring them, even when they came up to my friend or his other boys to have a convo. But still, I would start to throw my arms up with the bartender who seemed to love dancing and I would get a smile and she seemed to like it.

After a few drinks, my boy wanted to stop at a different bar to see one of his girls, a friend. I went along and learned of a new place that is packed with cute white girls. They had a chat with their friend and the assholes didn't really introduce me, but it may have been because I was very busy checking out the bar and remaining in a state where I was the man and just completely giving off a DHV vibe.

So I spot two HB8s chilling by themselves and again go into C&F and tell them how glad they should be now that I have finally gotten to them.

Then I ask them to go back to the Pub. I think my AFC friends ruined it because as soon as they came around and started talking, the awkward silence happened. So that was a bust.

I go back to the Pub and tell my boys that I'm gonna have a smoke before I go in. Now I'm outside and see two sexy things walking up to the Pub.

OMG you won't believe this, but it turns out that one of them is the bartender that worked in there, and she says:

Well, at least I remembered her name, and then started gaming on her friend and ignoring her to let her know how I couldn't give a shit if I didn't recognize her. I mean come on, by this time I was little tipsy.

I go back inside and try some game on one or two HB8s, but it's a bust. Then the cute Hired Gun's friend from outside comes by.

I look to my boy and he texts it on his phone (thank you brotha). After a convo I got a #close. Then, I just chatted with my boy and told him how I respect that he has his shit together, unlike the other losers I sometimes surround myself with in my life. However, after like 35 minutes of chatting I can only come to the conclusion that this guy is not interested in living in the moment or trying to sarge women.

So at around 1am I decide that I've had enough chillin with my boy and now I want to go to a club. My boy by the way is not into that :( Besides I was dressed in a cool ass boot cut Levi blue jeans, DSS skate shoes, a black tee shirt with dark green fire designs on it, a black fitted hoody with dark green designs on it and my $250 slightly-too-bulky leather jacket, so I was dressed for both bar and club. I leave and head to the club, but make sure to say peace to all the new friends I've made.

Upon entering the club I was a little tipsy, but was maintaining myself well. The club is kinda dead, but probably because it was getting late. As I arrive I spot a sexy white girl, I would say HB9, nice fat ass, brunette hair, and nice tits. She is with a warpig friend.

I'm still my cocky funny self and tell them how luck they should be feeling that a handsome man like myself showed up before they got too bored. I get their names, we buy a few shots. They were drinking something that tasted like coffee (ill). After the shots I just lean in and start making out with the sexy HB9 because I saw that DDB look in her eyes. Then she starts to grind on me for like 5 minutes. Meanwhile I am feeling up her entire body and continue to make out with her. I wish my dumb ass would have just dragged her to the dance floor, but I didn't. We make out some more and I get a #close from her. The warpig friend has this look on her face like what the fuck is going on (haha, priceless). She then drags my fun away and I don't recall seeing them again.

I chill out for a minute. I don't try and do it again with another girl because the club is getting ready to close soon. I am not sure why, but I go to the dance floor and dance by myself. There was an UG that looked like she wanted me to dance with her and her guy friend sounded like he was trying to tell me something, but I was on cloud nine and just ignored everyone.

When the club closed I saw this girl I fucked once when I was 16. She is a beautiful blonde with an ass out of this world—I wish the tits were bigger, but the ass makes up for it. So this chick told me to meet up with her twice at the club, and both times she apparently didn’t want to dance with me or was already getting ready to leave. So now I'm outside smoking and the blonde's friend comes out and says “Oh the blonde is here and we have no ride back, let me go get her.”

In my head I am thinking hmm, why would I help you out when every time I try and make a move I get treated like shit ? So I take off and ditch them both. I get my phone blown up with texts and I finally just say, “Noo,” and end it right there. It felt good :)

So I went home ... I don’t live on my own yet because of bad situations and reckless responsibility and my 4 year old daughter, of course, so all in all for a guy that has only recently started going out to clubs and bars and was testing out the C&F technique, I had a great night out.