She Can Feel The Power

Some time mid August I was flying out from JFK to Zurich. Got to JFK airport 3 hours earlier, got through security (got to love the new clear gateways). Walking towards my gate. I didn't have a seat assigned since I was on standby for an upgrade. As such I needed to stay near the boarding area for 3 hours to hear if they call out my name.

So as I'm walking by, I see this hot girl sitting on one of 2 chairs in a niche right next to the power outlet. I sit down next to her (got her to move her huge handbag). While she was moving it I saw that she was very tall and slim. Definitely model-type, with a bit of an Asian mix.

I sat down and took the iPad out and started watching Burn Notice. She opens me first by asking "Are you Russian ?" I'm like "No but I can speak it."

We started talking. She was coming back to Russia to her fiance after she spent a summer modeling in NYC. Her career did not go well enough for them to keep her (she was 24, and that's retirement age in the model world).

She was flying back to Russia with her dreams destroyed. I tried to comfort her a bit, got some kino going, then we started talking about parties in NYC, Moscow, and other crap. She got back to a normal mood and I started seeing the first signs of attraction. Hair, body language, she started kinoing me.

Suddenly my name gets called out. I go up and they say I've got an upgrade ... last row of the first business class compartment.

Turned out I was hitting gold miles on my frequent flier plan on this flight so they said if there was anything I wanted haha (usually they givs you a bottle of Dom Perignon when you hit gold status on the flight). So I asked them for one more upgraded seat, business class to Zurich. It wasn't full so they gave me a business class seat next to me.

Got back to HBRussia, more chitchat. We are clicking. Then it's time to board. They call out business class. I'm like “Hey come with me !” She goes, "No, no I'm in the very end of the plane !" I just grab her hand and walk us through, and bring her to business class.

She asks, “Hey how did you pull this off ? Are We gonna get kicked out ?” I tell her, “We have to behave like we belong here. Let's play a game. You won't get kicked out if you are behaving like you should be in business class.”

As soon as we sit down, the flight attendant (Beautiful Swiss girl, looking like if not better than Jessica Alba) comes up and congratulates me about my gold status and brings champagne. We get two drinks. HBAlba (flight attendant) asks “Is the lady accompanying you on the flight?” Yes.

HBRussia is melting. I can see that (20 minutes ago she was telling me how much she is in love with her fiance back home in some Russian but-fuck-nowhere town).

The plane is preparing for takeoff. Business class is almost empty. HBAlba is bored as fuck (she is the one serving the whole section) so I invite her to join us and celebrate. She brings over champagne but is afraid to drink since she is on the job, and one drink for a flight attendant means she is banned for life. And this is Swiss airlines, so they don't fuck around. Oh yeah ... and I love Swiss Uniforms. Short skirts, white blouses, high heels, fitted blazers and little kerchiefs over the neck. She was stunning.

Anyways, back to the game. I figured there was no way I could fuck a flight attendant on the flight, but I could turn it to my advantage and have her help me close HBRussia.

So the 3 of us keep on flirting. The plane is taking off. HBAlba sat down and fastened her seat belt while in a business seat next to us instead of going to her station in the front. We keep on chatting. HBAlba mentions that take-off moments turn her on because she can feel the power ... it's like the plane is releasing all the power at once. I start throwing out images of the plane violently pushing through the clouds with one powerful thrust ... you get the idea haha

While I'm saying this during takeoff, I realize HBRussia is kinoing me so that HBAlba doesn't see.

The plane gets to cruising altitude, HBAlba quickly served us our meal and drinks again, refilling the alcohol twice (we finished the champagne so we are on vodka tonic / gin & tonic now with HBRussia).

Then HBAlba gets called in to help with serving economy class behind us and we were left alone.

I'm looking for a good moment to escalate with HBRussia. Pull out my iPad, get the Vicky-Christina-Barcelona movie going ... even though the movie is fun, it's killing the mood. Our energy was way above the state of the movie ...

Then I get an idea ... don't ask me why but I had some porn on the iPad (testing offline HTML5 lol). So I'm like, “Do you like porn ?” HBRussia got frustrated a bit but I see the whole idea of watching porn with me turned her on.

Then I tell her, “Let's sit down so that nobody can see what we are watching and I'll show you something.”

We start watching porn while flying above the Atlantic ! And this is 40 minutes into the flight. 8 more hours to go. HBRussia is kinoing me under the blankets we comfortably covered ourselves with. I can see her second hand pestering herself through her jeans.

Time to pull the trigger. But how ? I've never done it not in the back of the plane ... here there are people moving through our aisle all the time (we sit right next to the kitchen that serves economy, both business sections and first class upstairs).

HBAlba comes back. She has a break. Brings us more drinks. I go direct with HBAlba "Have you ever done mile high ?" She turns red, guilty and smiley :-)

I tell her to lean in and then I say to her “I really want to try it but how do I do it ?” I can see she is super tempted but still too afraid ... she responds "Follow me."

Turns out the 747 has a pilot bathroom in the very front that nobody guys to and usually only flight attendants use. She unlocks it and says "here" and leaves me alone.

At this point I don't know what to do. I can see HBAlba wants it bad. HBRussia wants it bad too. I want HBAlba more than HBRussia. After a bit of thinking I figured HBRussia is guaranteed and HBAlba will help.

I get out of the bathroom and go back to my seat. I tell HBRussia to go that bathroom in the front and wait for me there without locking the door. First she didn't understand, but then she asks, "You have condoms, right ?" Yes.

She goes over. HBAlba is watching. I can see she is jealous but can't do anything. 3 minutes later I get up and walk towards the bathroom passing by HBAlba. She tells me "I'll watch your back."

It's fucking weird to hear that from a girl whom you want while you are walking to fuck another girl whom you want less and all 3 understand everything.

I respond to HBAlba, "I will be thinking of you" and walk into the bathroom : ) How dramatic.

Sex was no good. HBRussia's legs were too fucking long. We couldn't find a workable configuration and kept on losing balance. Even a BJ didn't work out well because she couldn't sit down to reach me ... she's a fucking giraffe.

Anyways, check.

I get out first and walk back towards our seats. I can see HBAlba talking to her other younger counterpart and both are looking at me. Obviously she told the other girl about my adventure, jealous.

I get back to my seat, HBRussia comes back too. We keep on drinking. HBAlba keeps on chilling around us, we talk, she brings drinks, etc. ... even though she was trying not to look jealous she kept on saying borderline jealous things.

HBRussia got too drunk and fell asleep. I stayed up talking to HBAlba. Tried to reframe her out of jealousy vibe. Went very direct trying to recover ... told her that I'd rather be with her but she is on the job, and joining the mile high club was my long term dream, blah blah.

I didn't even notice how the whole night passed. We spent all night talking ! I tried to pull her in the bathroom but it was very incongruent at this point.

We are soon landing. The plane lights are going on, people are waking up. She was even more beautiful with the lights on. She served us breakfast then started preparing for landing. She went back to her station.

With the last round of drinks she brought she says "Here is an extra napkin for you like you asked," and gives me a napkin with her email address written on it.

We arrived in Zurich. HBRussia had to run to catch her Moscow flight. I had 2 hours to kill, but HBAlba rushed through and went to immigration (and I couldn't follow).

A couple of days later I emailed her. She responded. We decided to meet up on my way back.

We met, but the next time the vibe was different, not magical anymore. I tried working her, but her main memory from that flight was that I fucked some chick in the bathroom. None of the energy between us was left.

We went out with my friends, made out a bit, but I could not get it back up to sexual. Too much history at this point. She refused to stay over at my hotel. Ehhh ... dreams don't always come true.

I will keep in touch with her to catch her when she is next in my city for work. Hopefully it will be soon. One of the very few times I had my mind blown away like this.