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Saturday

Recently I listened to an interview with Gene Simmons on National Public Radio (NPR.) It was obvious that he wanted to provoke the female interviewer. One of his statements was that women wanted to “perform sexual favours” on him as an expression of their appreciation of him. I am not a rock star, but I have had my fair share of women that only wanted to please me and were content with sucking me off in club toilets for apparently no other reason than that they thought I was the shit. They did not want anything in return. The validation they got from being with a guy like me seems to be enough for them.

On Friday I went to ClubT, and it turned out to be a waste of time and money. I did not really know about anybody in the techno / electro scene that regularly went there, so I was curious as to what it was all about. Given that this club had survived in a somewhat remote location for a couple of years, I already knew it couldn’t be such a bad venue. In fact, it was a fairly cool venue, but it just wasn’t my taste. Instead of the typical minimal techno you so often get to hear in Berlin, they played rather jazzy electronic music. The patrons were predominantly male, and of the women there, I only would have wanted to fuck a small handful.

After this disaster, I did not want to risk exploring yet another new venue on Saturday, and went to ClubBH instead, which is one of my favourite places.

I walked in at around 2.30 A.M. and the crowd was already captivated by the beat of the music. After walking around the venue and checking out tonight’s menu, it was time to get to work. The offerings were good. On the dance floor I spotted HBSkull. She had a skull on her black top and she looked fairly dangerous. I liked it. After she “accidentally” stepped on my foot, I pulled her in. We danced for a few moments, which included lifting her up and dipping her several times, completely out of context. Unfortunately, her brother showed up and told her that they had to leave. I took her number by asking her, “What are your plans on Tuesday evening ?” Her reply was, “Meeting you.” Let’s see how this pans out. She was pretty interested, but apparently they had to go to some industry party ... her brother was a director.

After we parted, I walked down the stairs to the other dance floor. There I spotted HBWallslam. For a quick moment I considered just going after her, but HBSkull and her brother were still in the venue. It was a good decision that I didn’t, because seconds later someone tickled me from behind. It was HBSkull again. I tried to pull her in to make out with her. She said she couldn’t do this right now because of her brother, but said, “Please call me !” Then she left.

As I turned around, I saw that HBWallslam was coming out of the toilets. She was about to walk upstairs. I followed her, but then it struck me that I should not wait any longer, so I just took her hand instead. At first she immediately took her hand away, but simultaneously threw me a coy smile. Then I grabbed her wrist. This made her eyes gleam with joy. On a more animalistic level, she apparently found it arousing, but her conscious mind interfered. She stared at me. I pushed her up against the wall, saying, “You can’t just walk off like that.” Her lower body was pressed firmly against mine, yet she tried to push me away with her hands. I lifted her up and carried her deeper into the hallway. She asked me, “Where are you taking me ?” “I haven’t decided yet,” I replied.

I put her down again and she was hugging me. Then she dropped that she was here with a lot of friends and couldn’t leave. I thought she could and tried to drag her into a booth around the corner. She resisted, but only on the verbal level. Then she gave me another intense hug. I let her go and said I’d hunt her down later. Too bad this venue has a capacity of around 1,500, which makes it easy to lose people. Unfortunately, I did not find her again later.

Afterwards I spun a couple of random chicks around, but there was nothing noteworthy around except HBWhite. She wanted to make way but I stopped, put my hand on her lower back and pulled her in. Well, I tried to, at least. After teasing her for being stuck-up and playfully slapping her, arm, she eventually warmed up and asked me some rapport questions. This seemed good enough an indicator to drag her off, but she resisted. Were it not for that gay friend of hers who held her back, this would have worked.

Upon turning around I thus befriended those two gay dudes. The first one wanted to insinuate that the other one was her boyfriend, but I jokingly told him he shouldn’t bullshit me because I could see from a mile way that they both were gay. We both laughed. I rubbed his arm and back for a bit, which works wonders on gay men.

He became quite friendly and asked me about my shoes. Those were sneakers by Ed Hardy, which I bought for cheap at a designer outlet store recently. First he told me they were awesome, but then he tried to bust me on them. I turned back to HBWhite and pulled her in. This time she wrapped her arms around me. She wanted to know if I was French. We gazed into each other’s eyes for some moments before the gay dude pulled me away. He said, “You would only have to pay about ten euros for that in Poland.” I retorted that this might well be the case and said that I rather enjoy the hunt. He burst out in laughter, took HBWhite’s wrist and pulled her in. Then he said to her, “I told him that he would only need to pay ten euros for it in Poland. I was talking about his shoes, but he thought I was talking about you !” HBWhite found this funny too.

It struck me that I had wasted enough time talking to those dudes already, so I dragged HBWhite off again. This time they did not interfere because they already liked me. She followed me willingly. We walked past the seats near the bar because I wanted to get her into one of those booths. Shortly before we had come to them she stopped and said I would not get her into one of those “because they are gross.” Gay men often use those for sex, which was a thought she apparently did not like. Thus we sat down near the bar.

Our conversation was off to a great start. She playfully accused me of picking up a different woman every time I go out. Well, her words were fairly harsh, but at the same time her hands were resting on my body, so it did not really matter. Unfortunately, I later on asked why the skin of her hands was so dry. She looked down shamefully and said it was due to atopic dermatitis. This completely killed her mood. My hope was that she would tell me about a cat that scratched her or something like that, which I would have transitioned into a conversation about sex. Instead, she moved away for a bit and claimed that the way I was touching her was very sleazy (little did she know.) Her hands were still on my body so it arguably wasn’t that bad.

HBWhite said she wanted to get back to her friends and dance some more. We joined them and I talked to one of those dudes again. He was really friendly. Unfortunately, I could not really see a sexual vibe between me and HBWhite, and walked off. Actually, I think I should collect more numbers. This girl was definitely interested. But the problem was that she just wasn’t interested in doing something in the venue with me. I could either have stuck with her and possibly gotten laid at home after two or three more hours, or met her some other day. But pulling chicks home is always a bit of a hassle.

Later on, I bumped into HBCurly. She was seemingly on her own, and lone wolves always make great targets. I figured I could just pull her in. Moments later I dragged her over to one of the two swings in the venue. She protested by saying, “Was this the most tackiest thing you could think of ?” She was quite funny and had an interesting way of challenging me, for example by saying, “So that’s what I get for going to a gay night. All I wanted was to dance and now look at this !” But she was sitting on my lap and gazing deeply into my eyes when she said that. I was on the brink of laughing when, after I tried to kiss her for the first time, she said, “I really only wanted to dance tonight. But ... but ... well, screw this !” And then she kissed me.

Unfortunately, I did not get a strong sexual vibe from her either. She was another one of those girls you could work on for two to three hours and then probably pull home. But this was not what I was after.

We went back to the dance floor, but when she said I should wait for her because she would be right back, I went for another girl as soon as she had turned her back on me. While dancing with me, HBWet eyeball fucked me. I did not jump on this opportunity, but another dude did and she tongued him down as soon as he was close enough. He apparently had no clue how to escalate, or maybe he was just a bad kisser. Anyway, moments later HBWet was dancing on her own, with that guy about three feet away from her. I walked up to her and grabbed her wrist. She pressed her lower body against mine and wrapped her arms around my neck. We made out. I turned her around so that she could grind her ass against my crotch. When I took her hand and placed it on my thigh she immediately proceeded with rubbing my crotch. Unfortunately she was just a huge cocktease.

Approaching HBWet was arguably a bit of a waste of time, but at least she got me hornier. I went upstairs to the other dance floor and had a look around. As I was slowly making my way through the crowd I spotted HBPretty and directly walked up to her. When I came very close she shyly looked down to the floor, but when I took her hand she gave me a pretty horny look in return. I pulled her in. Her hands were immediately all over me. Then I built some sexual tension by holding her close and staring into her eyes. She grew hornier with every passing second. I lifted her up with my hands on her ass and later dipped her. In return she giggled and pressed her body even firmer against mine. Then her hands went to my ass and gave my cheeks a squeeze. It was time to drag her off.

At first I considered dragging her directly into one of those booths or into the toilet. In fact, last week I had done the latter with another chick and in even a little less time. But remembering the fiasco with HBWhite, I decided to play it safer and sat down with her near the bar. I pulled her into my lap and wanted to kiss her. She replied that she couldn’t. However, by the way she touched me it was obvious that she was down to fuck. I caressed her marvellous breasts and noticed that her nipples were erect. I went for the kiss again, but she averted her mouth again. I asked if it was too public for her. She replied that she normally doesn’t mind doing things in public, but that the reason was something different and that it would take her too long to explain. Probably her concerns were due to a boyfriend or husband.

I put her hand on my crotch and she eagerly began to squeeze my cock. This was the prompt to lead her into the toilets. She willingly followed. Earlier that night I had discovered that there were two more spacious cabins. Luckily one of them was unoccupied. I led her in, closed the door and gently pushed her against the wall. I put my hands on her breasts and gave them a firm squeeze. Then I pulled one of them out of her bra and sucked on it. HBPretty moaned heavily. I pulled my cock out and put her hand on it. She immediately squatted down in front of me and proceeded with sucking me off.

After I had fucked her head for a bit she stopped for a moment to comment that I should shave down there. This is one of the things that is actually on my to-do list but I never seem to get around to doing. It did not matter because seconds later my cock was completely in her mouth again. She sucked it some more, then I took over and gave her some good thrusts. However, she was still leaning against the wall while I was standing in the middle of the cabin, which quickly became a bit uncomfortable. I can only relax during a blowjob when I can lean back. I put my fingertips on her chin and gestured to her to get up again. Then I tried to make her sit down on the toilet, to which she objected.

This was no problem at all. I now leaned against the wall and pulled her in again. Then I sucked on her neck, and she sucked on mine. When I wanted to kiss her again she said she really did not want to. Then I did a minor mistake and asked if she generally doesn’t like to kiss. She replied that she normally does. My cock was in her hand at the same time, which kept her mind from staying too long on the topic I had mistakenly brought up. She did not want to sit down on the rather dirty toilet. Thus I leaned against the wall instead and pulled her close. I grabbed her hair, yanked her head back, licked her neck, and gestured her to go down on me again. She was really good at sucking dick ... and she swallowed all of my load.

I wanted to do something for her too, and put my hand on her crotch. She let out a moan before pushing my hand away. Then I slid my hand in her panties and rubbed her ass. Seconds later I was fingering her from behind for a bit. But she said that I really did not have to do this, because, “I only wanted to do something for you and I am glad I could.” This was perfectly fine with me. We cuddled some more. Then I sucked on her nipples for a few moments. We hugged again. And then she asked me whether I thought she was pretty. I told her that I think she is. (She really was. This chick was perfect.) This made her smile. I licked her neck again and played with her boobs, commenting that I really liked them. This comment seemed to make her proud. She gave me a huge smile. Later she asked for my name. We chatted some more while cuddling. Then she said she wanted to rejoin her friends. She asked me whether it was alright if we parted. It was fine with me. I asked her for her number but she refused. However, she gave me a warm smile and said that she goes to ClubBH fairly regularly.

It was around 4.30 a.m. and too early to go home. I walked around the venue some more and thought I might as well continue sarging, just for the sake of it. And it was a mind-blowing experience. Walking around after just having had an orgasm apparently made me exude an absurd level tranquillity. I only got positive reactions afterwards, even though I did a number of really bold things right off the bat. Normally I try to gauge the level of her interest, but this time I did not.

First I went to the other bar. At the sofa I spotted an Asian chick apparently dozing, but it turned out she was just taking a break from dancing. I sat down right next to her and immediately put my arm around her waist. Then I took her drink and pretended to take a sip (I don’t drink alcohol.) When I returned it to her she apparently got really nervous and spilt some of it over her top and on her boobs. She panicked for a bit and shouted, “Now I am all wet !” but it was more with a giggle. Then I wiped the booze off her tits. She said, “Look how wet it is !” I just proceeded squeezing her tits through her tops. All the time I was calm and tranquil beyond belief. I really could not care less about her reaction, but I did want to touch her boobs.

She was actually wearing two tops over another. Seconds later she sat there in only her bra. My hand was still caressing her back. Apparently her intention was to get rid of the top she wore underneath, but this was fairly illogical. I bet she only wanted to let me know that she had great breasts. After she had changed she cuddled up to me again. She wanted to know whether I was with someone but told her I wasn’t. Then she mentioned that she actually was with some friends in the venue. And, speak of the devil, moments later they stood in front of us. “Oh, here they are !” she shouted. I shook some hands, and then they took the chick with her. She gave me a huge smile and even extended her hand. But I was too tranquil and too much at ease to really care and just let her go. This is probably the downside of sarging immediately after you have cum. You just don’t give a damn at all.

I bumped into HBCurly again and she was delighted to see me. However, she said she had to go to the toilet. I thought, “Fine !” and led her there. I checked the stalls, found an empty one and ushered her in. Then I pushed her against the wall. We kissed. She said something along the lines of, “You should know that I am a lot of drama.” I hate it when chicks say nonsense like this, and it raises a huge red flag. A similar line is, “Are you sure you really want to do this ?” when all that is left to do is sit down on your cock. I don’t like women with low self-esteem.

After some more cuddling and kissing, HBCurly said she really had to use the toilet. I waited outside for a moment. Minutes later the door opened again. I gently pushed her back in and we continued were we had left off. She raised some more concerns, saying she was “a real mess and very difficult to deal with.” I did not say anything in return and put my hand on her crotch. She took it away, but then she kissed me again. However, this was all a bit nonsensical, and when she said she wanted to dance again I did not interpret it is a “shit test,” but opened the door and walked out with her. On the dance floor I “accidentally” lost her. I could have taken her number but she was not liberated enough for my taste.

Back on the other floor I bumped into another chick. She told me that she only liked women, but she pressed her body a tad too hard against mine for this statement to be true. Since she refused to be led off I simply lifted her up and carried her off. Around the corner I let her down but she laughed and went back to her friends. HBWhite and her friends had witnessed this and she gave me a perplexed and fascinated look. I tickled her belly in passing but did not care enough to follow up with her.

On the other dance floor I danced for a bit because the music was really amazing now. Then I bumped into a chick I had hit on some months ago. She ran up to me and squeaked, “Sleazy ! Sleazy !” We danced and hugged. Then she encouraged me to continue with the chick I was about to approach before, which I found fairly amusing. I then spun that random chick around and she watched with joy. But I could not bother to do anything else with her. In fact, I decided it was time to go home since I grew a bit tired. And when I stepped off the dance floor someone poked me. I turned around and spotted a cute blonde chick in a nice red dress with polka dots. She then just stood there, trying to look bashful, and stared into my eyes. Hers were huge. I spun her around and kissed her. Then I gave her a hug and left.

As I was walking down the stairs to the exit two tall hot chicks walked up. I let my fingers gently run down the arm of one of them, which she answered with a shy smile. But the dude that walked behind her took it the wrong way. He shouted something in Spanish at me and pushed me. I laughed and walked past. Then I realised that this could have ended badly and that he could easily have shoved me down the stairs. Luckily he did not exert much power, maybe because he did not dare to.

When I stepped outside the club, the sun had already risen. It was already getting warm and the wind gently blew through my hair. It was a perfect morning.

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Clifford's Comment: After a long absence (and his fourth divorce !) here is a new post by an old favorite contributor to Cliff's List, GameMaster. Some of his adventures that were posted in previous Cliff's List emails were among the most amazing stories ever presented here, and we're really glad to now read about new episodes in his life.

Remember that old Chinese curse ? I'm still living it.

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