Stop Obsessing Over Me For Just 5 Minutes

So In my Imperialism class there are these two cuties. Actually, one is really gorgeous. I'm talking classically beautiful, even with no makeup. Tall, thin legs, huge rack (my favorite). The other one is what others would consider hot but ... I'm pretty picky lol. In any case, I decide screw it, I'm going for it.

Our class is 3 hours long, there is a break about 2 hours in, at which time I decide to head downstairs and get a bottle of vitamin water at the cafeteria. Once there, I see the cute one, the one I find less attractive (HBPortugese). What the hell !

Bit of fluff talk at the cash register, walk around a bit then she goes for a smoke and I excuse myself. I hate cigarettes. I walk back to class, and right in the hallway, who do I run into ? The tall hot one ! (HBBigRed) I noticed she was texting in class, because it kept making a barely audible beep sound whenever she got a text.

We start to talk a bit, I find out about her. I number close her pretty easily.

I walk back to class a bit later on and she was already sitting down with a friend. As soon as I walked in she texts me (for some reason she nicknamed me bubblegum face). “Hey bubblegum face, we're talking about you :)”

It's a shit test. She wants me to qualify myself to her by asking what she's saying about me, as if I care. I answer, “Can you stop obsessing over me for just 5 minutes please ? I'm trying to pay attention.” I just hear her giggling in the back of the classroom. We text back and forth a bit and I'm busting her balls. At one point I text her, saying “Look, I know I'm adorable and irresistibly charming but don't go around falling in love with me just yet.” She responds with “LOL I'm not falling in love, I have a boyfriend ;)” (another shit test). I respond with “OMG we just met and you're already telling me about your problems.” She just bursts out laughing in the middle of class, the teacher literally stopped talking and glared at her hehe.

After class, turns out we're headed in the same direction. We take the subway together and get to know each other. I keep teasing her, but let her in a bit. We talk about our pasts and what not, and I build some rapport. She asks about my religious views because I wear a cross around my neck. I'm reluctant to at first, but she pushes and we talk. She's super impressed and is like, “OMG we have to keep talking about this ! I'm agnostic but you have like the most interesting views compared to everyone else I've talked to about this !” I resume the ball busting :)

Her Facebook status says single now. It obviously isn't because of me, but she invited me to grab a drink next week. Oh. One last thing. Her nickname “Big Red” is because, while waiting for the subway we were talking and I told her I'm going to call her Big Red (she's tall and has red hair) and I asked if she had seen the movie “Talladega Nights.” (For those who saw it, “This is Ricky Bobby, and if you don't chew Big Red then F*** you !” LOL). In any case, she said she hadn't seen it, please note my response:

“Okay listen, when you come over and we fuck, we'll watch it first. It'll be our pre-fuck movie.” Said with a completely relaxed body language and a straight matter-of-fact face. Her eyes just glowed.

She just wrote on my wall asking, “Yah so ... when are we going to party ???”

I love my life.