There Will Be Plenty Of Room In Hell If I Stay On This Course ...

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Bartending.

There’s something to be said for that profession. He who controls the alcohol is a lord amongst peasants. It’s the most social of hospitality positions. You meet everybody. You dole out the booze and soak up the social proof.

The event was an art gallery opening. I, of course, was bartending. Throughout the night, salutes and greetings were exchanged. Unfortunately, bartending is still work, and I found little time to fraternize. By closing time, many of the patrons had departed, staggering their ways to failure or victory.

One of my friends was chatting up an attractive young woman. He was noticeably wasted, tilting to and from and rolling his eyes as he jabbered. Even in this state, the guy has game. She’s buying tonight. I can always spot them. The ones that are ready to go home. They isolate themselves, bare more skin, smile energetically at passersby. They are hunting, too.

A group of us bounce to the after party. My friend’s apartment is spacious, well furnished and seductive. We lounge, drink wine, smoke hookah, flirt.

There is a strange dynamic happening. The girl my drunk friend was seducing is suddenly interested in the owner of the apartment, who is occupied with his tall blonde. That’s what happens when you get a chick all horny and then pass out like he did, drooling all over the couch. He’s my buddy, but that counts as fair game to me. You snooze, you lose. Can’t cock block the dead. I’ve hooked him up enough times.

The logistics are bad for her.

Hi, everybody, my name is Zardoz and I study seduction.

I spin her around, ala pirouette. The mating ritual has begun. I wonder if aliens make nature shows.

“And now the human is displaying wit, charm, and social confidence in order to woo the female for sexual intercourse.”

“Master ? Will the human stay with her to raise the child ?”

“No … we have been studying this one. He seems to want sex only for the ... umm … short-term stimulation of a new conquest.”

”Ahhhh !”

(Applause.)

Back to Earth. She’s still interested in the host. And I understand why. He’s a natural ... one of the coolest guys I know. He’s so fucking charming you just can’t compete. So I don’t. Hell. Oh, well. I’ll go direct.

I do the math. She has no logistics. But I’m no chopped-liver dick.

(No, I didn’t say, “By anyone but me ! Hehe …” Bad game !)

She’s back to talking with my charming friend, trying to alter things. Game over. I start towards the door. Trying to live in my frustrated now.

“Zardoz … wait !”

He did a nice thing…he put in a good word for me and kicked her out. That’s what wingmen do. They get you laid. And steal your targets when you are passed out drunk.

She invites me in because she’s horny. Her jealousy made her even more eager. I got her alone, and it took about 3 minutes to win her over with lots of hand holding, role playing, teasing, stories. The full meal deal. We are in bed 5 minutes through the door. Had to use the bathroom first.

So I did. I like it when women just say what they want. It’s good to get to the point; there probably won’t be a second time. Such is the nature of debauchery. However, somebody always wants more than they have. It’s best when the need is mutually strong or mutually non-existent. No power struggles. It’s nice to have girlfriends, but I already have a few. And there will be plenty of room in hell if I stay on this course ...

After, she gets weird, talking about her ex-lover, and how he left for Italy a month ago, and how she really connected to him. All this in between sobs and apologies. I felt bad for her. She’s a bit neurotic. Hot though. She says she noticed me when I was bartending. Thought I was a “pretty boy.” I’ve never been called that before. Not sure if I like it. And she’s crazy. May kill me.

Better not leave my number.

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